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The Best and Worst Chat-Up Lines…

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One that actually worked when Halton was full of women

"What does a bloke have to do to get into your knickers then"?
"Have you tried asking?"

Quick 2 pints confer with fellow drinking buddies - result one night spent doing laps of the room with a medic - hooray :PDT_Xtremez_28:
 
Used succesfully in the Akrotiri bop,

Are you coming back to my room or shall I have another pint of Brandy & Coke?

To be fair I couldn't lose as either was a good option.
 
Mr Psycho-Fluffy's line (before he met me!!)

"Are you married?"

"Happily??"


P-F
 
Me- 'Do you fancy a shag?'

Fat Waaf- 'No.......fcuk off!'

Me- 'Well.........would you mind lying down while I have one then?'
 
Best one that was overheard at Northolt

"Are we gonna shag or what"
"No"
"Oh Go on your no oil painting"

SSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP

One that was used on me at Halton
"As you and me are reportedly the biggest slags on camp do you wanna come back to mine and fukc"?
" yeah ok"

Raf Nurses gotta love them:PDT_Xtremez_30:
 
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