The dangers of oral sex

[Hu Jardon]

I told Mrs Jardon that if she parked a couple of Pork Pies up there instead of Tinned Tuna she'd get more oral sex - seems I'm now getting a large portion of Hot Tongue and Cold Shoulder for Supper

Could anyone recommend a nice bottle of wine to go with that?


DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[wolfy]

I told Mrs Jardon that if she parked a couple of Pork Pies up there instead of Tinned Tuna she'd get more oral sex - seems I'm now getting a large portion of Hot Tongue and Cold Shoulder for Supper

Could anyone recommend a nice bottle of wine to go with that?


DT_Xtremez_28:

How about a nice bottle of chianti!!!

 

[penfold93]

I told Mrs Jardon that if she parked a couple of Pork Pies up there instead of Tinned Tuna she'd get more oral sex - seems I'm now getting a large portion of Hot Tongue and Cold Shoulder for Supper

Could anyone recommend a nice bottle of wine to go with that?


DT_Xtremez_28:

May not get wine but perhaps sour grapes

 

[mad_collie]

To save you the worry MC, I will volunteer for extended research purely in the interests of medical science, starting at MK!!!

I'm sure the mad cows will oblige. See you there.