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Almost_done
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Nah, I blame Motty, just before the goal he says 'this is the first time England has beaten Sweden for 40 years'.
Bloody idiot, you can't write up the end till its over.
Bloody idiot, you can't write up the end till its over.
Not Motty
Not Motty
It was on ITV so much as I would like to blame him Motty gets away with this one although feel free to vote for the git on my commentators poll! however I did hear this "Joe Cole is such a willing worker he is always ready to put in a shift for you" so if someone is short of manpower ring him up MT the mess Sqnn's could do with a man like him!!!
Not Motty
Almost_done said:
It was on ITV so much as I would like to blame him Motty gets away with this one although feel free to vote for the git on my commentators poll! however I did hear this "Joe Cole is such a willing worker he is always ready to put in a shift for you" so if someone is short of manpower ring him up MT the mess Sqnn's could do with a man like him!!!
Sven's Sh*te
Sven's Sh*te
I have heard the most apt description of that Swedish clown who is currently Fcuking the nations hopes, "the reverse alchemist" a side with undoubted talent yet he manages to drag performances such as the last 3 out of them, and what the hell can he say at half-time to turn a promising first half display into whatever that was in the second half! the defending for the second goal was laughable I would expect to see such funny shapes thrown by grown men if an armed grenade, was rolled into their midst! I have actually become ill now! its of to Sausage 2 for advice on the cure
Sven's Sh*te
I have heard the most apt description of that Swedish clown who is currently Fcuking the nations hopes, "the reverse alchemist" a side with undoubted talent yet he manages to drag performances such as the last 3 out of them, and what the hell can he say at half-time to turn a promising first half display into whatever that was in the second half! the defending for the second goal was laughable I would expect to see such funny shapes thrown by grown men if an armed grenade, was rolled into their midst! I have actually become ill now! its of to Sausage 2 for advice on the cure
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MyShineyAr$e
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Same old Sven. When things are going well, and we are easily winning, he doesn't actually have to make any tactical decisions. As soon as things are a little tighter he doesn't have a clue. We've seen it so many times where he has blown it. Brazil, 10 men, Ronaldinho ring any bells? OK we're in the next round but does anyone think we could beat a better team?
Although Gerrard scored, why didn't Sven try to put pressure on the Swedes by putting on an attacker instead? Having Theo Walcott or Aaron Lennon running at them would have stopped them just piling pressure on us as they would not have been able to committ so many forward!!!!!!!
I HATE SVEN!!!!!
Although Gerrard scored, why didn't Sven try to put pressure on the Swedes by putting on an attacker instead? Having Theo Walcott or Aaron Lennon running at them would have stopped them just piling pressure on us as they would not have been able to committ so many forward!!!!!!!
I HATE SVEN!!!!!
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Well what can I say? Gutted.
My men of the match were Hargreaves, Ferdinand, Crouch and Lennon.
Bellends of the whole English campaign = Rooney and Lampard - Tw@ts
Hard luck lads, pity Richardson is about as much use as fresh air when it comes to penalties.
However, wasn't that Portugese keeper something?
and what type of reception will that little ******* Ronaldo get when he gets back to the UK? and what sort of kicking will the little $h!t get when Rooney gets him in the locker room alone?
My men of the match were Hargreaves, Ferdinand, Crouch and Lennon.
Bellends of the whole English campaign = Rooney and Lampard - Tw@ts
Hard luck lads, pity Richardson is about as much use as fresh air when it comes to penalties.
However, wasn't that Portugese keeper something?
and what type of reception will that little ******* Ronaldo get when he gets back to the UK? and what sort of kicking will the little $h!t get when Rooney gets him in the locker room alone?
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Congrats to Italy! I had them down to beat France. Shame about the ZZ incident but thats what you get with talented players. Not the most entertaining of world cups but still great to watch...roll on Euro 08 
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DT_Xtremez_28:Theo's Diary!!!!
Theo's Diary!!!!
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Theo Walcott's Diary
What I did on my summer holiday
By Theo Walcott Esq aged 8 1/2
I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown ups. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live there, and the grown ups say I cant talk about the bad man as it will make Uncle Owen cry if I do.
In Germany there are lots of castles and some mountains. We are staying in a place called Baden Baden that's a silly name. Uncle Frank has the same name as his dad, that's silly too, his mum must get their underpants mixed up all the time.
On the aeroplane Uncle Sol sat next to me, he got me some toffee and wants to be my friend, he works at the place where I do my YTS, so does Uncle Freddy but him and Uncle Sol are not best friends anymore.
Uncle Owen met us at the airport, he talks foreign, Uncle Wayne, Uncle Steven and Uncle David also talk funny, my mum says Uncle David talks like Orville, he is a duck, Uncle Sol say's uncle David wears dresses and knickers, and asked me if I had ever worn them. Uncle Sol got me some pop.
In Germany the grown ups are going to play football, my grandad says we beat them in the olden days before my mum was born. That is a long time ago.
While the grown up's went to play football so I went shopping with Auntie Vicky and some other girls she bought me a big ice cream and got herself a little one but she said she was full before she had eaten any and threw it away. She bought lots of shoes and handbags and let me play with Brooklyn. She say's she used to be in a pop band and sang me one of her songs, I think she was telling fibs.
I told Uncle Sol about my day out with Vicky and he sulked, then he bought me an even bigger ice cream with lots of hundred's & thousands on it.
All the other grown ups have a girlfriend except Uncle Sol so he plays with me while they go out. Uncle Sven says I must keep Uncle Sol happy, that's why I got taken on holiday.
The grown ups went to play football against somebody called Sweden. Uncle Sol was crying as Uncle Freddy played for them and would not talk to him.
Uncle Sol bought me lots of toffee today and some crisps. Uncle Sven is from Sweden and I heard him on the phone to their boss last night. Uncle Michael hurt his knee and had to go home to his mum for a plaster. Uncle Peter is a giant, a proper giant like you see in books, he is rubbish at football though.
Uncle Wayne had a sore toe at the start of out holiday but it got better so they let him play football. Uncle Sol got me a present but I do not
like it. He says all Germans wear leather underpants and I should while we are here, they are too tight for me.
All the grown ups started to call Uncle Wayne a potato head who stood on somebodys spuds. He got shouted at by the referee. They are all saying that we have to go home now. Uncle Sol was crying again and I had to sit on his knee to make him stop. He had his mobile phone in his pocket, I think ?
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Theo's Diary!!!!
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Theo Walcott's Diary
What I did on my summer holiday
By Theo Walcott Esq aged 8 1/2
I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown ups. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live there, and the grown ups say I cant talk about the bad man as it will make Uncle Owen cry if I do.
In Germany there are lots of castles and some mountains. We are staying in a place called Baden Baden that's a silly name. Uncle Frank has the same name as his dad, that's silly too, his mum must get their underpants mixed up all the time.
On the aeroplane Uncle Sol sat next to me, he got me some toffee and wants to be my friend, he works at the place where I do my YTS, so does Uncle Freddy but him and Uncle Sol are not best friends anymore.
Uncle Owen met us at the airport, he talks foreign, Uncle Wayne, Uncle Steven and Uncle David also talk funny, my mum says Uncle David talks like Orville, he is a duck, Uncle Sol say's uncle David wears dresses and knickers, and asked me if I had ever worn them. Uncle Sol got me some pop.
In Germany the grown ups are going to play football, my grandad says we beat them in the olden days before my mum was born. That is a long time ago.
While the grown up's went to play football so I went shopping with Auntie Vicky and some other girls she bought me a big ice cream and got herself a little one but she said she was full before she had eaten any and threw it away. She bought lots of shoes and handbags and let me play with Brooklyn. She say's she used to be in a pop band and sang me one of her songs, I think she was telling fibs.
I told Uncle Sol about my day out with Vicky and he sulked, then he bought me an even bigger ice cream with lots of hundred's & thousands on it.
All the other grown ups have a girlfriend except Uncle Sol so he plays with me while they go out. Uncle Sven says I must keep Uncle Sol happy, that's why I got taken on holiday.
The grown ups went to play football against somebody called Sweden. Uncle Sol was crying as Uncle Freddy played for them and would not talk to him.
Uncle Sol bought me lots of toffee today and some crisps. Uncle Sven is from Sweden and I heard him on the phone to their boss last night. Uncle Michael hurt his knee and had to go home to his mum for a plaster. Uncle Peter is a giant, a proper giant like you see in books, he is rubbish at football though.
Uncle Wayne had a sore toe at the start of out holiday but it got better so they let him play football. Uncle Sol got me a present but I do not
like it. He says all Germans wear leather underpants and I should while we are here, they are too tight for me.
All the grown ups started to call Uncle Wayne a potato head who stood on somebodys spuds. He got shouted at by the referee. They are all saying that we have to go home now. Uncle Sol was crying again and I had to sit on his knee to make him stop. He had his mobile phone in his pocket, I think ?
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monobrow
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Since Sunday evening the whole World has been debating what Italian defender Marco Materazzi said to Zinedine Zidane to make the retiring Frenchman react in the way he did. The French captain, in his last ever professional game, thrust his head into Materazzi's chest in Sunday'sWorld Cup Final resulting in a red card and shame for Zidane.
Today,with the help of Italian lip-reader Arturo Belladini, we can reveal what drove Zidane to self destruct; Materazzi was seen to hold Zidane's shirt on the edge of the penalty box in extra-time at which point Zidane said
"if you want my shirt so bad you can have it"
Materazzi responded
"I dont want your shirt you m***** f*****. you're a f****** old man"
As they jog away Zidane is seen to laugh at this and it is unclear how he responded due to him having his back to the TV camera
Materazzi then hit a volley of abuse
"you should've quit 2 years ago, you're a f****** has-been"
"m***** f*****! your mum is a f****** muslim terrorist and you are too, f*** you old man f*** you"
"old man, this arena is not for you anymore m***** f*****"
Zidane carries on jogging away
"you are only good enough for West Ham now"
It's at this very point Zidane turned and head-butted him.
Today,with the help of Italian lip-reader Arturo Belladini, we can reveal what drove Zidane to self destruct; Materazzi was seen to hold Zidane's shirt on the edge of the penalty box in extra-time at which point Zidane said
"if you want my shirt so bad you can have it"
Materazzi responded
"I dont want your shirt you m***** f*****. you're a f****** old man"
As they jog away Zidane is seen to laugh at this and it is unclear how he responded due to him having his back to the TV camera
Materazzi then hit a volley of abuse
"you should've quit 2 years ago, you're a f****** has-been"
"m***** f*****! your mum is a f****** muslim terrorist and you are too, f*** you old man f*** you"
"old man, this arena is not for you anymore m***** f*****"
Zidane carries on jogging away
"you are only good enough for West Ham now"
It's at this very point Zidane turned and head-butted him.
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Albert Park
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Italy defender Marco Materazzi has revealed the words he used to rile Zinedine Zidane in the World Cup final. He provoked France's talisman by saying: "Preferisco la puttana di tua sorella." Translation: "I prefer the whore that is your sister."