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The Spice girls are back.......but would you???

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I'll tell you what I want

I'll tell you what I want

I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want,
I want the spice girls to all fcuk off back into a well deserved obscurity !:PDT_Xtremez_25: The talentless fcuks

Emma Bunton, pretty..... couldn't sing but she looked pretty good, you could forgive her faults ! If she got her tits out on the album, I'd download the cover !

Scary, got knocked up by Eddie Murphy...... what a roll model to our kids she is ! Don't go near any scrap yards with that Cortina axle through your tongue !

Sporty, recorded with Brian Adams..... Nuff said ! Make some lezzer porn and I'll let you on my TV again..... if you promise not to fookin sing with that reedy voice of yours.

Geri, fcuked the "Ginger to$$er Evans. No longer fcukable by default ! Shame really as she was the only singer in the "troupe" !

Mrs Beckham....... talentless fookin WAG. Couldn't sing or dance, married a man with more talent her. Failed popstar, failed model, footballers wife. The only thing she was ever good at was looking down her nose at people. Posh spice ! fookin cnut more like !
 
Scaley brat said:
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want,
I want the spice girls to all fcuk off back into a well deserved obscurity !:PDT_Xtremez_25: The talentless fcuks

Emma Bunton, pretty..... couldn't sing but she looked pretty good, you could forgive her faults ! If she got her tits out on the album, I'd download the cover !

Scary, got knocked up by Eddie Murphy...... what a roll model to our kids she is ! Don't go near any scrap yards with that Cortina axle through your tongue !

Sporty, recorded with Brian Adams..... Nuff said ! Make some lezzer porn and I'll let you on my TV again..... if you promise not to fookin sing with that reedy voice of yours.

Geri, fcuked the "Ginger to$$er Evans. No longer fcukable by default ! Shame really as she was the only singer in the "troupe" !
Mrs Beckham....... talentless fookin WAG. Couldn't sing or dance, married a man with more talent her. Failed popstar, failed model, footballers wife. The only thing she was ever good at was looking down her nose at people. Posh spice ! fookin cnut more like !
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Are you deranged!!!! have you heard Geri 'sing' Ive heard more in tune whales singing!!!!!! The best of the bad bunch for holding a tune has to be the lezzer one!
 
Scaley brat said:
Geri, fcuked the "Ginger to$$er Evans. No longer fcukable by default ! Shame really as she was the only singer in the "troupe" !QUOTE]

She can't sing to save her live, she took part in the CSE show in Oman 2001, she was miming as they forgot to turn her mike back on after a song so we could all see her talking but couldn't hear anything.....fantastic! THat and she said she loved marines to an audience made up entirely of RAF and Army....dozy bint! :PDT_Xtremez_30:

Anyway, my two pennies worth, they can all bugger off! ::P:
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lisab said:
Are you deranged!!!! have you heard Geri 'sing' Ive heard more in tune whales singing!!!!!! The best of the bad bunch for holding a tune has to be the lezzer one!
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WHAT....are you totally tone deaf :PDT_Xtremez_17:
Did you see her on Al " the guv'nor" Murray's show singing a Queen song. She has a thin reedy voice with no depth or power and couldn't carry the tune in a fookin skip. They're all totally sh1te and should be sentenced to star in German porn with donkeys for the rest of their mediocre existances !
 
Scaley brat said:
WHAT....are you totally tone deaf :PDT_Xtremez_17:
Did you see her on Al " the guv'nor" Murray's show singing a Queen song. She has a thin reedy voice with no depth or power and couldn't carry the tune in a fookin skip. They're all totally sh1te and should be sentenced to star in German porn with donkeys for the rest of their mediocre existances!
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Agreed!!!!:PDT_Xtremez_31:
 
Scaley brat said:
WHAT....are you totally tone deaf :PDT_Xtremez_17:
Did you see her on Al " the guv'nor" Murray's show singing a Queen song. She has a thin reedy voice with no depth or power and couldn't carry the tune in a fookin skip. They're all totally sh1te and should be sentenced to star in German porn with donkeys for the rest of their mediocre existances !
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SB, have you got your head up your arze.........?
The thread is about whether you would..................not if they can sing.
We all know the answer to that one. We just want to make them squeal........!:PDT_Xtremez_31:
 
Geri Halliwell is the most insignificant, moronic piece of excrement I've ever had the misfortune to come across. She should be ignored.

The other 4 are worth a touch.
 
grumpyoldb said:
SB, have you got your head up your arze.........?
The thread is about whether you would..................not if they can sing.
We all know the answer to that one. We just want to make them squeal........!:PDT_Xtremez_31:
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I wouldn't sully my c0ck mate. Baby spice maybe.... Geri before she was sullied by Evans but not now. The rest should be eating **** in porn movies for the rest of their lives
 
Scaley brat said:
I wouldn't sully my c0ck mate. Baby spice maybe.... Geri before she was sullied by Evans but not now. The rest should be eating **** in porn movies for the rest of their lives
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Well I've had worse..................
 
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Not now

Not now

I use to like stinks of pizz spice..!!

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Sorry but if you wouldnt do 4 of the 5 then you are seriously gay. How anyone could do posh is beyond me, and as for Lisa wanting to do her thick hubby.
 

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Biggles. said:
Sorry but if you wouldnt do 4 of the 5 then you are seriously gay. How anyone could do posh is beyond me, and as for Lisa wanting to do her thick hubby.
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Is it just me but 4 of the 5 seem to have lost weight whilst "Baby" has aquired a huge pair of t1ts!!!
 
Biggles. said:
Sorry but if you wouldnt do 4 of the 5 then you are seriously gay. How anyone could do posh is beyond me, and as for Lisa wanting to do her thick hubby.
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Since when did a blerk have to be a member of mensa to get it!!!! if that was the case the vast majority of the goat would be virgins!!!!!:PDT_Xtremez_28:
 
lisab said:
Since when did a blerk have to be a member of mensa to get it!!!! if that was the case the vast majority of the goat would be virgins!!!!!:PDT_Xtremez_28:
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Ow, that's harsh..... but fair.

Baby's chubbies make her worth a donation from the sperm bank !
Mrs Beckham is safe..... I wouldn't do her if she paid me :PDT_Xtremez_34: I've been sick in my mouth just thinking about it :PDT_Xtremez_02: :PDT_Xtremez_29:
 
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