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In my humble opinion. TSW is one of the best jobs in TG18. If you can ignore the Wing Mongs that feel they are something special and enjoy TSW for what it is. A group of stackers filling up choppers then its a great laugh both away and at Stafford. I had a great 5 years and got my third out of it. Have a go get some medals and have a laugh. Most people that complain about TSW havent even done it! Wing before family saying is aload of arse!!
 
The Helpful Stacker said:
Do you reckon the flat topped welshman will ever accept his third banana?
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I think he's blown his chances. He's turned it down twice now. Second time on the toss of a coin in front of the Sqn Ldr (legend!). :PDT_Xtremez_30:
So I believe he's in the 'sin bin' until he's done his 22 now.
We kept telling him that if he'd taken it the first time he'd be back at TSW by now. :PDT_Xtremez_08:
 
Norman the Storeman said:
I think he's blown his chances. He's turned it down twice now. Second time on the toss of a coin in front of the Sqn Ldr (legend!). :PDT_Xtremez_30:
So I believe he's in the 'sin bin' until he's done his 22 now.
We kept telling him that if he'd taken it the first time he'd be back at TSW by now. :PDT_Xtremez_08:
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He'd probably be FS TSW MT by now. Chip chop chippity chop :PDT_Xtremez_30:
 
Norman the Storeman said:
Not there anymore mate. Left about a year and a bit ago after a 6 year stretch (you get less for armed robbery). Still keep in touch with the mongs though, bless them.
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Which Flt where you on then? Alexis Sale's or the best one B flt? :PDT_Xtremez_42:
 
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Which Flt where you on then? Alexis Sale's or the best one B flt? :PDT_Xtremez_42:
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I remember the good old days when Mr Chariteeee was on B Flight and we in the hallowed A Flt had a non-smiling Yorkshireman and the TSW Mum (I still remember her face the first time she arrived at R850) as our Sgt's.

Then again, the wing was so much better when it was all smaller teams, a para cadre for those who liked looking in mirrors and AMF team, the goal of every right-minded NATO potato. Oh to wear the badge of the lightning masturbators.

Oh and the wing's first WRAF OR's, the fearsome Bev and Hev, twin forces to be reckoned with. The sight of embarrassed squaddies in GV having to take weight off the bar after Bev had been bench pressing, they don't make WRAFs like that anymore.
 
I was an A Flt mong too, but before they made the 2 BIG Flts I was an E Flt'er. Those were the days when no-one had a clue who was where and you could get away with skiving for days on end.:PDT_Xtremez_28:

I once remember the said large ginger WRAF mentioned earlier, in a tongue wrestle with the toothless MTD, ex pongo, Vodka monster, now a civvy on 2MT whose name rhymes with 'Dilly'.

I still wake up in cold sweats at the thought of it.:PDT_Xtremez_09:

Still, magic days of porno slut parties, toothpicks in the head, impromptu trips to London on the lash for days on end (when we should have been at work) and no-one batting an eyelid, many, many blurred nights in the 'Les Ferdinand' and onward to Reynoldo's followed by a dodgy Atlas kebab.

I aged a lot. It was almost a continuation of Germany, but not quite, as we had all that tac type stuff to go along with it.

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dantura said:
I was an A Flt mong too, but before they made the 2 BIG Flts I was an E Flt'er. Those were the days when no-one had a clue who was where and you could get away with skiving for days on end.:PDT_Xtremez_28:

I once remember the said large ginger WRAF mentioned earlier, in a tongue wrestle with the toothless MTD, ex pongo, Vodka monster, now a civvy on 2MT whose name rhymes with 'Dilly'.

I still wake up in cold sweats at the thought of it.:PDT_Xtremez_09:

Still, magic days of porno slut parties, toothpicks in the head, impromptu trips to London on the lash for days on end (when we should have been at work) and no-one batting an eyelid, many, many blurred nights in the 'Les Ferdinand' and onward to Reynoldo's followed by a dodgy Atlas kebab.

I aged a lot. It was almost a continuation of Germany, but not quite, as we had all that tac type stuff to go along with it.

:PDT_Xtremez_19: Brilliant as i said best job in Supply!!
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:PDT_Xtremez_19: Brilliant as i said best job in Supply!!
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The job is fantastic but not ideal once you're married. I enjoyed my time on there immensely. Was a bit awkward though as a newly promoted instructor across the road. The best thing about that job was that my snec at the time was a top bloke. Shame he's out now.
 
Anyone remember the Bosnia tour when a certain 'Big and Daft' Yorkshireman who made beating up students into a bit of an art form was sent back to Split to dry out as he had been hitting the sauce a bit heavy at BL and then preceded to drink the camp dry?

It was also the same tour when the previously mentioned conqueror of the ginger monster decided to jump into the sea near the Engineers Bar at Split and start swimming home.

Happy days.
 
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Anyone remember the Bosnia tour when a certain 'Big and Daft' Yorkshireman who made beating up students into a bit of an art form was sent back to Split to dry out as he had been hitting the sauce a bit heavy at BL and then preceded to drink the camp dry?

Happy days.
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Ah yes, Big and Daft picked me up in a rover from Lipa for the return trip. He had a nasty fag burn in the middle of his forehead. Asked what happened...(he was up at Sipovo I think not BL), a bloke brushed against his fag in the bar and went off on 1, so Big and Daft being the nice chap he was stubbed it out on his own head. The bloke kind of sauntered away after that by all accounts.

He also got pulled over for speeding by the RMP just outside Split, he played it up to the copper who got really irate and charged him. Unfortunately for the fed, the charge took a good 3 or 4 weeks to get back, in which time B&D was a civvy.

Once saw the result of how a scaffold pole took 1 of his b0llocks off before he joined up.... Ouch.:PDT_Xtremez_42:

Yes Norman, Bev's ideal night was a quiet one in, sharpening her knives. Proper scary.


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B&D was back in Stafford a few years ago in The Grapes with some more old wing mongs. Started chatting to him about his scaffolding business and he seemed ok, quite chilled out. A few more pints later and it was 'game on' again! Same old B&D.
I made my excuses and left.
 
There used to be some real characters on the wing back then.

The deviant with the largest porn collection outside of Amsterdam.

People who would have thought nothing of having a BBQ on the roof of Hornell Block, launching patio furniture at the MoD plods when they came to get them off the roof.

A bloke who's girlfriend tied him up naked outside his room in the block with a gag in his mouth and blindfold on when she went for a ****, only for us lads coming back from town to spot him.

Ahhh, happy days. I'm looking forward to my first reunion as a civvy next year.:PDT_Xtremez_30:
 
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People who would have thought nothing of having a BBQ on the roof of Hornell Block, launching patio furniture at the MoD plods when they came to get them off the roof.
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That was a great weekend. I was a Duty Crew DAC Mong (and Non-Cadre) at the time and I could only look on in admiration and dream of the day I would be a fully fledged Mong. :PDT_Xtremez_14:
 
Wasn't that the day that Geezer (RIP) got so ****ed he fell asleep and got such severe sunburn that he got off an Ireland det?


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