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Re-wrote the article to reflect reality:

Lisa, 40, has reached the pinnacle of her life as a cleaner in Blackpool. She is an attention whore who whilst on holiday in places like Shagaluf likes to try and shock her mates for a bit more attention before going all night like a belt-fed mortar with a team of partying briacklayers from S****horpe. Mother of one Lisa is now bored of her 15 year old son and goes away with a bunch of slapper mates in the hope of feeling like a 25 year old again. In reality she simply comes across as the sad person the rest of the word sees her as.

Doubtless some of my taxes have in some way funded her breeding and lifestyle at some point.
 
Re-wrote the article to reflect reality:

Lisa, 40, has reached the pinnacle of her life as a cleaner in Blackpool. She is an attention whore who whilst on holiday in places like Shagaluf likes to try and shock her mates for a bit more attention before going all night like a belt-fed mortar with a team of partying briacklayers from S****horpe. Mother of one Lisa is now bored of her 15 year old son and goes away with a bunch of slapper mates in the hope of feeling like a 25 year old again. In reality she simply comes across as the sad person the rest of the word sees her as.


Doubtless some of my taxes have in some way funded her breeding and lifestyle at some point.

Involuntary euthanasia, it’s the future chaps!
 
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