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Who is in the wrong??

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I'd agree with the others and say that its time to show her the door and move.....

Also, any chance I can have her phone/email details? I'm sure she'd like a sympathetic shoulder/ear/stiffy to rely on at this difficult time. And i might get a rebound sh@g into the bargain.....


Just a thought.


I'll get me coat.

No but a female friend of mine did suggest putting her details on one of those adult contact sites!!!!!!!!!!:PDT_Xtremez_30:
 
Just remember, women are like patios...

Lay 'em correctly the first time...

and you can walk all over them for the rest of your life!:PDT_Xtremez_30:


My turn to get me coat!

HTB

Patio's are so 1980's. There's always a nosey neighbour or that bloke you sell your house to get's all DIY.

Chest freezer and chainsaw, then a late night trip via the nearest pig farm, just remember, pigs sh1t through teeth so remove any identifying dentistry.

Just a thought.
 
Patio's are so 1980's. There's always a nosey neighbour or that bloke you sell your house to get's all DIY.

Chest freezer and chainsaw, then a late night trip via the nearest pig farm, just remember, pigs sh1t through teeth so remove any identifying dentistry.

Just a thought.

Something you not telling us Mr Lloyd?

Must be careful when I'm oop north this weekend!

HTB
 
How do you know?

How do you know?

Don't suppose you own a 'Cleaning' company?:PDT_Xtremez_06:

If so, do you do mates rates?:PDT_Xtremez_30:

HTB
 
Don't suppose you own a 'Cleaning' company?:PDT_Xtremez_06:

If so, do you do mates rates?:PDT_Xtremez_30:

HTB

Never, ever wrap them in plastic sheeting and throw them into a lake off a landing jetty.

Always use galvanised chicken wire or chain link fencing, and FFS don't be a tightwad, hire a boat get out into the middle and do a deep six. Don't forget sufficient ballast, normally at least 2/3 the weight of the 'subject'.
 
Never, ever wrap them in plastic sheeting and throw them into a lake off a landing jetty.

Always use galvanised chicken wire or chain link fencing, and FFS don't be a tightwad, hire a boat get out into the middle and do a deep six. Don't forget sufficient ballast, normally at least 2/3 the weight of the 'subject'.

Expect a knock at the door Mr Lloyd........................................ :PDT_Xtremez_14:
 
I don't think she can try to take the moral high ground on you, she lost all rights to that after doing the deed.
 
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