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Women.....Know your place

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If only we could have the old days back ....
 

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Right your are!! Saved and printed for all to see!! :PDT_Xtremez_28:
 
I have just placed wikipedia and several other well known websites on my rubbish list. The men who run these sites (can't be women as they're not capable of understanding a pocket calculator let alone a computer) have been forced to say that this advice is a concocted urban myth. Shame on them, as all the advice is good and sound, I believe it's authenticity and have pasted it to the fridge door for my wife to read and comply with.
 
Scaley brat said:
Mono's tea ready yet then bird ? :PDT_Xtremez_14:
I hope you have his slippers ready for when he comes home ! Oh, and the remote. :PDT_Xtremez_29:
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Do your slippers wait for you at the entrance to your caravan then? Along with your pipe old man :PDT_Xtremez_30:
 
Scaley brat said:
Mono's tea ready yet then bird ? :PDT_Xtremez_14:
I hope you have his slippers ready for when he comes home ! Oh, and the remote. :PDT_Xtremez_29:
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Mono doesnt wear slippers, he's not old ::P: And he is on nights this week so its up to him to get his dinner.


Rest have risen above me, how very dare you change my post!!!! ::/: I would call in the mods but seeing as (apart from lisa) they are all men, i dont think i would get very far!!!
 
tats said:
Do your slippers wait for you at the entrance to your caravan then? Along with your pipe old man :PDT_Xtremez_30:
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The rabbits are well trained ! ::D:
No need for a pipe, I'll leave that sh!te to Whingebag and the other drug ridden walking dead.

Don't you have an older male relative to dote on instead of frittering away good serving time on gem's magic telly's ?
If not just find a male neighbour and cook for him so you can go to sleep knowing you have fulfilled your purpose in life...........





To dance attendance on a mans wishes ! :PDT_Xtremez_30:
 
Mrs_Monobrow said:
Mono doesnt wear slippers, he's not old ::P: And he is on nights this week so its up to him to get his dinner.


Rest have risen above me, how very dare you change my post!!!! ::/: I would call in the mods but seeing as (apart from lisa) they are all men, i dont think i would get very far!!!
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I didn't change your post just corrected it to what you know you wanted to say...::P:

PS I'm just annoyed that Mrs RHRAM has had the audacity to go away for a few days without leaving the correct arrangements in place.:PDT_Xtremez_26:
 
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rest have risen above me said:
I didn't change your post just corrected it to what you know you wanted to say...::P:

PS I'm just annoyed that Mrs RHRAM has had the audacity to go away for a few days without leaving the correct arrangements in place.:PDT_Xtremez_26:
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Don't spoil it and apologise man, Mrs M is a "proper" woman and will therefore be completely grateful of the attitude adjustment you offered. Right Mrs M.? :PDT_Xtremez_29:
 
Scaley brat said:
Don't spoil it and apologise man, Mrs M is a "proper" woman and will therefore be completely grateful of the attitude adjustment you offered. Right Mrs M.? :PDT_Xtremez_29:
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Wrong. Very very very wrong.


I think wikipedia are right to state that this is all urban myth. Dont get me wrong, i know a home and a family really was all that mattered to a woman in the 50's, but come on!
 
Scaley brat said:
Don't spoil it and apologise man, Mrs M is a "proper" woman and will therefore be completely grateful of the attitude adjustment you offered. Right Mrs M.? :PDT_Xtremez_29:
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Apologise...Apologise..

No... I fear you read me wrong SB

I was merely pointing out in a polite manner that Mrs M had miswritten what she was thinking. As I am a gentleman. I was surprised that she had the audacity to even question my actions and maybe Mr M should be pointing out the error of her ways.
 
I think these are a brilliant set of rules which have unfortunately, been allowed to slip by the wayside. In fact our household copy of 'Mrs. Beatons' home cookery book (which I bought for my beloved when we married in 1972) says exactly the same sort of things in it's opening pages. Gentlemen, I feel we are duty-bound to spread these words worldwide. It will instill our ladies with a new sense of purpose. They are bound to thank us. All we need to do is change the date at the top!
 
total agreement PingDit.

These women have been allowed to get away with far too much slackness over the years. I think a spot of re-education and re-direction is much needed.
How about a form of Annual Assessment for wives?

They'll thank us for it in the long run
 
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Soupdragon said:
total agreement PingDit.

These women have been allowed to get away with far too much slackness over the years. I think a spot of re-education and re-direction is much needed.
How about a form of Annual Assessment for wives?

They'll thank us for it in the log run
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What do logs have to do with anything??? :PDT_Xtremez_31:
 
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