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Women.....Know your place

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Indeed Soupdragon. I intend speaking to the chairlady of the local Women's Institute as soon as possible. I'm sure we could get a team of 'Goater's' together to present the after-meal address to the local club and share our thoughts. I could even take along a copy of our 'Mrs. Beaton's' to do the reading from - that should impress them, eh?

Ping

P.S.
Got to admit, I hadn't considered sending her on a 'log run', but I'll give it some thought.
 
Jam and Jerusalem eh?

I think it will go down very well, ive found if you can provide written evidence then they tend to back down, and clearly, Mrs Beaton is the one that they tend to model themselves on.

Actually, thinking about it, a log run wouldn't do some of them any harm anyway, remove a couple of the inches they collect from sitting on the sofa all day watching Jeremy Kyle and stuffing chocs in their faces.. :PDT_Xtremez_42:
 
laboratoryqueen said:
What a bunch of keyboard warriors we have posting in here.

I double dog dare you all to try it with the wife :PDT_Xtremez_31:
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I think what you meant to say is..." I thankyou kind gentlemen for passing on the training notes that we have so obviously been missing for oh so many years"

I actually bought my wife an instructional book or two for christmas. "Don'ts for Wives" (by Blanche Ebutt published in 1913 (not an urban myth)) is an extremely informative book for todays modern woman. It has such sensible ideas such as

"Don’t let him have to search the house for you after his day’s work. Listen for his latchkey and meet him on the threshold.”
and

"Don’t say “I told you so” to your husband, however much you feel tempted to. It does no good, and he will be grateful to you for not saying it"

These are just two of the educational gems included in the book and she has taken it on board as any intelligent woman should. Unfortunately she is struggling with the other educational book of "How to wear Stockings all the time" but I'm sure she will have time to read this as soon as she has followed the rest of Mrs Ebutt's instructions.

So LQ please read the instructions and admit you have been misguided by Ms Greer etc for all these years you know you'll be happier in the long run.

As I said earlier I am still annoyed at Mrs RHRAM at being away without making the requisite arrangements...
 
rest have risen above me said:
As I said earlier I am still annoyed at Mrs RHRAM at being away without making the requisite arrangements...
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I take it that the kitchen is broken? I had this trouble once, you leave your dirty dishes on the table, and they don't end up clean in the cupboard by the next night. Same as putting a plate on the side, no food ends up on it. It's a right nightmare.

 
monobrow said:


I take it that the kitchen is broken? I had this trouble once, you leave your dirty dishes on the table, and they don't end up clean in the cupboard by the next night. Same as putting a plate on the side, no food ends up on it. It's a right nightmare.
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Fair play Mono, you got balls mate !!




I wonder for how long ! :PDT_Xtremez_31:
 
monobrow said:


I take it that the kitchen is broken? I had this trouble once, you leave your dirty dishes on the table, and they don't end up clean in the cupboard by the next night. Same as putting a plate on the side, no food ends up on it. It's a right nightmare.
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You should have reported it to modern housing solutions then! ::/:


As for brekkie Ex-bay, im far to busy in the mornings dealing with the children ::P:
 
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

(NOT an extract from Mrs. Beatons)
 
How do women's minds work FFS!. Came home from work this evening (Mrs PSBM works shifts) and found the start of a shopping list on the table. It reads, and I quote with no hint of exaggeration or fabrication:

Sticky things
Floor stuff

WTF? :PDT_Xtremez_35:
 
Soupdragon said:
total agreement PingDit.

These women have been allowed to get away with far too much slackness over the years. I think a spot of re-education and re-direction is much needed.
How about a form of Annual Assessment for wives?

They'll thank us for it in the long run
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What happens if we fail? do we get to be single again?? :PDT_Xtremez_17:
 
Heilan said:
What happens if we fail? do we get to be single again?? :PDT_Xtremez_17:
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Nope, you just have to wear a little more make up than usual !! :PDT_Xtremez_31:
Or learn to breathe through several feet of concrete. :PDT_Xtremez_25:











:PDT_Xtremez_15:
 
Scaley brat said:
Nope, you just have to wear a little more make up than usual !! :PDT_Xtremez_31:
Or learn to breathe through several feet of concrete. :PDT_Xtremez_25:











:PDT_Xtremez_15:
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I am not becoming part of anyones patio!! :raf: I think if we arn't up to your exacting standards, we should be allowed to leave & never to darken your doorsteps again!! :PDT_Xtremez_31:
 
Heilan said:
I am not becoming part of anyones patio!! :raf: I think if we arn't up to your exacting standards, we should be allowed to leave & never to darken your doorsteps again!! :PDT_Xtremez_31:
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Quieten down and get back to the ironing burd !! :PDT_Xtremez_25:
Women should be seen (preferably naked) and not heard !! :PDT_Xtremez_30:
 
Scaley brat said:
Women should be seen (preferably naked) and not heard !! :PDT_Xtremez_30:
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And men should be seen (preferably clothed) and not heard, considering the conversation is crappy anyway what is the point of allowing them to talk?? :PDT_Xtremez_31:
 
tats said:
And men should be seen (preferably clothed) and not heard, considering the conversation is crappy anyway what is the point of allowing them to talk?? :PDT_Xtremez_31:
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I refer the good lady to the original post, right hand column, point #6:PDT_Xtremez_15:
 
tats said:
And men should be seen (preferably clothed) and not heard, considering the conversation is crappy anyway what is the point of allowing them to talk?? :PDT_Xtremez_31:
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Did anyone hear something ?
I saw her lips move, but all I heard was a strange whining noise ! :PDT_Xtremez_30:
 
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