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Scaley brat said:
Okay, here goes, I always thought Edwina currie had a "bit of a glint in her eyes" I guess John Major thought so too.

Yeah, I know I'm a sick man, I'll just get my coat :)
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Come on, admit it... you only want her for her eggs
 
Ah but Scaley, t'was a good suggestion....... right in the spirit of things.....

I'm sick to death of all these "Charlotte Church" and "Rachael Stevens" posts....
"What you'd do Rachael Stevens? YOU DON'T SAY!"

It's the old fat ratbags we're after, that have, as you put it so well "that glint in the eye".

(Or at least give you a glint in the pants.)
 
A little after that you'd be into CILF's.....
 
I reckon that MILF off the BT ads (You know the one, her with with the lanky streak of p*ss toyboy and 2 bratty kids) is a right dirty bugga. I want to take her vigorously,doggy doggy style, all night long. Is this wrong of me??
 
Yes it's wrong. This don't forget is a thread about women you REALLY SHOULDN'T. But still something in your pants stirs.

Hence the "older lady" in the BT adverts does not qualify. She's all of about 35, and well fit. We all would.

Now, think more carefully this time....

I'll give you an example: I'd do Annette Crosbie (Victor Meldrew's wife) as she has a certain something I can't quite pin down. Maybe pretty in a former life? Maybe just a proper goer? I'm not sure.

But I still would.

Do we all get the idea now?
 
OK, OK.....It's a fair cop. I'll come clean.......I really like ginger women. Does anyone know of any quality sites dedicated to ginga chicks?
 
Machman said:
OK, OK.....It's a fair cop. I'll come clean.......I really like ginger women. Does anyone know of any quality sites dedicated to ginga chicks?
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You sad, sick fcuker that is really pervy
 
Machman said:
OK, OK.....It's a fair cop. I'll come clean.......I really like ginger women. Does anyone know of any quality sites dedicated to ginga chicks?
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That is soooo sick....does this man know no limits to depravity?
 
Sob....I...I just don't know how it happened......It just took a hold of me and now I can't kick the habit......that milky white skin....the freckles......that certain muskiness!! ......Ah screw it! I can't hide my secret for ever. I'm going to be loud and proud....I love ginga chicks :PDT_Xtremez_35:
 
Machman said:
Sob....I...I just don't know how it happened......It just took a hold of me and now I can't kick the habit......that milky white skin....the freckles......that certain muskiness!! ......Ah screw it! I can't hide my secret for ever. I'm going to be loud and proud....I love ginga chicks :PDT_Xtremez_35:
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You need to seek help and fast before it is too late. Write to sausage 2 on his problem page and do it fast.
 
Machman said:
Sob....I...I just don't know how it happened......It just took a hold of me and now I can't kick the habit......that milky white skin....the freckles......that certain muskiness!! ......Ah screw it! I can't hide my secret for ever. I'm going to be loud and proud....I love ginga chicks :PDT_Xtremez_35:
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See through nipples and smelly fa**ies - some one's got to love them - crack on - biblically of course!!!!
 
How do you know I'm not ginger??

Oh yeah...I'm not sat in a corner of the room in a pile of my own filth smearing said filth all over myself whilst slowly rocking back and forth for comfort...all the time wondering why nobody likes me and also why God allowed me to be born with such an afliction...:raf:

Thats why....
 
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