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There it is then mate.....................you can listen to the Liney/Plumber bullsh!t(which in its place i love!).............or you can join the real world and get a good briefDT_Xtremez_14:

 

[Dave-exfairy]

So gents

My wife and I have gone our seperate ways and I was wondering if anyone had any great ideas on what I should do to blow off little steam and refocus on life without a wife.

Gents

I may come across as a little naive in my next statement but it was a mutual
decision and neither of us want any nastiness and animosity. Yeah, I'm upset but I don't want to hurt her or antagonize her; she's the same.

I've just been with her since I was 22, now I'm 32, and was just wandering what does life have to offer a slightly older than normal single bloke. Sh*gging is a given; well trying to get laid is a given, finding a willing volunteer that's the tricky part lol

Wow, so you're the tender age of 32? Well i'm 36 and i've just started seeing a 5' 10" blonde aged 29, so it's out there boy! Just get and find it.
Plenty Of Fish (free)
Adult Friend Finder (pay)
Be Naughty .com )pay)
or the old fashioned way, go clubbing, what are you? Man or mouse? DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[Talk Wrench]

...........
or the old fashioned way, go clubbing, what are you? Man or mouse? DT_Xtremez_14:

Clubbing, meaning smashing a bird over the head with a blunt object before smashing her back doors in? Is that what you mean Dave?

Is it still legal to do do this?


TW

 

[MrMasher]

Have you thought of asking our resident agony aunt, Sausage2.
He might not answer his page though cos he's a lazy Cnut!

 

[Kipper Fleet Bloke]

Arrrrr get yourself to the Devil's Den in Pattaya, Thailand.
You picks yourself an 'Imp' who's a three holer and she picks a friend.
They'll drain you till your a shrivelled up husk of your former self.
Re-hydrate with Singha beer and Thai curry and go back for more!
They even have a website where you can down select in advance which Imps perform your particular perversion and therefore know which is your first choice.

Arrrrrr but make sure you do have a brief afore ye go!

 

[Kipper Fleet Bloke]

Arrrrr an' a good cock doctor when ye get back!

 

[Dave-exfairy]

Clubbing, meaning smashing a bird over the head with a blunt object before smashing her back doors in? Is that what you mean Dave?

Is it still legal to do do this?


TW

I take it an old git like you would refer to it as "The Disco" or "Nightclub"? DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[Talk Wrench]

I take it an old git like you would refer to it as "The Disco" or "Nightclub"? DT_Xtremez_14:

Oh, you mean the discotheque!!