Worst signings ever!!

[fergo]

I was happy with Clement. I know it's only one signing made by that French tw@t, but he's a decent player.

Hmm, he was quite classy. But i decided i didnt like him when he jumped over a tackle at Pittodrie. His heart wasnt in it at all.
However, he could play a bit, you are right.
He did hight tail it off to frog land quite quickly!

 

[muttywhitedog]

who's that, and whats he been doing?

http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=31318&pid=376759&st=0&#entry376759

Individual has not played either 1st team or reserves since 8 Dec. No explanation from club. No denials of the rumour. Not picked for cup game yesterday. Expecting statement very soon.

Keane reputedly went Bezerk at Reading after the game. Pundits & Journos put it down to the very dodgy 93rd minute winner for the home side. Those in the know suggest it was more to do with they were aware this lad had a "problem" and shipped him out 5 months after buying him, saying nowt.

 

[Former Albert Sooty]

How about Winston Bogarde for Chelsea. Did he ever play for them and is he still on the Chelsea pay roll? DT_Xtremez_41:

 

[Downsizer]

Lets not forget Michael Ball either.

 

[fod_plod]

Gareth Hall. Worst player ever. Although slightly better value for money than Tore Andre Flop, so that would probably win it for me.

 

[theladf]

Stuart Slater, we paid half of what Celtic paid West Ham for this waster, and got less than half the player, they should have sewn pockets on his shorts so he could mope about with his hands in them.

Adrian Paz, Fcuking complete waste of space, supposedly great South American striker, shinned one in against the scousers and thats all he ever did! missed a sitter to keep us in the FA Cup at Wrexham, put it over the bar from directly underneath it! quite an accomplishment.

Finidi George, not George Burley's finest hour, signed from Majorca aged 32 (allegedly) but it soon became obvious he struggled to last 45 minutes, his age would have been more accurately determined by carbon dating the useless dollop. And to get shot we had to pay the cnut 2 mill to fcuk off and never darken our doorstep again

 

[MingMong]

theladf,

You forgot Matteo Serini, Signed the same time as Finidi George.
Between them in my opinion the reason that ipswich's finances ended up in such a sorry state. The most expensive player Town ever signed at £4.5m and decided he was too homesick to play for us.

 

[Man in Black]

Argyle's comedy manager (Blobby Williamson) signed a very past it Taribo West who claimed he was 34 (for the umpteenth time). What a crock of sh!t he turned out to be. Played four games then we cancelled his contract

 

[bigred1]

As a True Blue, I always had my head in my hands when I saw the name

' Brett Angell'

on the team sheet. DT_Xtremez_42: