Yummy Mummy's

[tankerworker]

Davina McCall anyone?

 

[Scaley brat]

Davina McCall anyone?

Oh yeah, her, Nigella and me with a big jar of jalapeno's DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[monobrow]

Oh yeah, her, Nigella and me with a big jar of jalapeno's DT_Xtremez_30:

WTF? Jalepenos???

thinking more of a paddling pool and a barrel of baby oil (and just remove you from the lineup. no offence :

 

[PLC1966]

Yummy Mummy

Yummy Mummy

I saw on the TV a few weeks ago that Vanessa Feltz had been told by some kid that she was a MILTF (Mother I'd Like To ****).

You can only assume there was something wrong with the kids guide dog.

The only way she needs to be ****ed is with a baseball straight across her fat ugly face...

 

[FOMz]

That is funny as fook!!!!!!!!!!

 

[FOMz]

Gillian Anderson

Gillian Anderson

You would, wouldn't you.

 

[wolfy]

Here's my top ten yummy mummies.

1 Linda Lusardi
2 Gillian Anderson
3 Louise Nurding (Redknap)
4 Emma Bunton (soon to be a mummy)
5 Tess Daly
6 Sarah Beeny
7 Davina McCall
8 Ellie Macpherson
9 Kate Winslet
10 Liz Hurley


Maybe the mods could come up with some sort of poll later in the thread for an egoat ultimate top ten.

 

[FOMz]

Stick the pics up then lazy bollox...........

 

[Olovv]

who is the bird from pirates of the carabean?

 

[Mrs_Monobrow]

who is the bird from pirates of the carabean?

Keira knightley, but she dont have kids.

 

[FOMz]

Yet........just wait until I get my hands on her, the lucky girl! DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[Scaley brat]

Here's my top ten yummy mummies.

1 Linda Lusardi
2 Gillian Anderson
3 Louise Nurding (Redknap)
4 Emma Bunton (soon to be a mummy)
5 Tess Daly
6 Sarah Beeny
7 Davina McCall
8 Ellie Macpherson
9 Kate Winslet
10 Liz Hurley


Maybe the mods could come up with some sort of poll later in the thread for an egoat ultimate top ten.

1 Linda Lusardi - Oh yeah, still hot
2 Gillian Anderson - Tasty GWAR
7 Davina McCall - With Nigella yes, without..... I don't know
9 Kate Winslet - In a heartbeat, a REAL woman
10 Liz Hurley - You cannot be fcuking serious, if Huge Grant had to go to a hooker she's not worth having ! ::/: fcuking gold digger !
What about Sandra Bullock, Catherine Zeta or Katherine Jenkins, any bird from the Coors, Jerry "7 of 9" Ryan ? FFS sake man where is Nigella Lawson ? DT_Xtremez_17:

Face it Wolfy your gay and in denial DT_Xtremez_15: DT_Xtremez_31:

 

[Olovv]

Keira knightley, but she dont have kids.

Just give me 10 seconds with her and she will be on the way to having one

 

[Scaley brat]

WTF? Jalepenos???

thinking more of a paddling pool and a barrel of baby oil (and just remove you from the lineup. no offence :

Each to their own Monobrow, each to their own DT_Xtremez_31:
Gives 'em a little tingle in a nice place DT_Xtremez_15: If chewed properly DT_Xtremez_17:

 

[wolfy]

Face it Wolfy your gay and in denial DT_Xtremez_15: DT_Xtremez_31:

Lets put it this way scaley I wouldnt be climbing over Liz to get to you and thats a fact.

As requested by FOMZ

 

[Olovv]

who is the second one in the black undies?

she is ace

 

[wolfy]

I didnt bother putting Davina McCall or Gillian Anderson on as thier are already pictures of them on the thread.

 

[FOMz]

Thats more like it wolfy,

Right, lap top into the toilet it is then........................

 

[wolfy]

who is the second one in the black undies?

she is ace

Elle Macpherson, an early picture I admit.

 

[mad_collie]

Thats more like it wolfy,

Right, lap top into the toilet it is then........................

Too much info there Fomz. DT_Xtremez_42: