Corona virus

Ok chaps. Should we scared of a virus named after a crap 1970’s fizzy drink? I’ve seen some interesting videos on YouTube. Looks like the Chinese are taking things a little more seriously!

Anyone have a secondhand hazmat suit for sale?

 

[Rocket_Ronster]

Coronavirus equals UK mortality rate of Michael Barrymore's swimming pool - The Rochdale Herald

The Government has announced that as many people in the UK have died from Coronavirus as have been found dead in Michael Barrymore's swimming pool. A -

rochdaleherald.co.uk

Given the choice, coronavirus please.

 

[ninjarabbi]

Phew! It took a while but my Coronavirus panic room is complete.....

 

[justintime129]

 

[ninjarabbi]

The chap on the couch doesn't seem to be entering into the spirit.......

 

[vim_fuego]

Went out yesterday fully expecting a bit of a safari to find some items like bog roll and was pleasantly surprised by shelves looking pretty normally stocked.

I think we should all just carry on as normal...those who catch it catch it and 99.2% of them recover and COVID19 dies out in 4 weeks...Yes there will be some casualties but I'm a merciless barsteward so it's a price I am willing to pay to get this whole thing over and done with.

 

[ninjarabbi]

Went out yesterday fully expecting a bit of a safari to find some items like bog roll and was pleasantly surprised by shelves looking pretty normally stocked.

I think we should all just carry on as normal...those who catch it catch it and 99.2% of them recover and COVID19 dies out in 4 weeks...Yes there will be some casualties but I'm a merciless barsteward so it's a price I am willing to pay to get this whole thing over and done with.

I agree. Let it run its course and then we can just wait for the next one.

 

[justintime129]

 

[justintime129]

BREAKING NEWS ...

John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, he had chills they were multiplying and he was losing control.

 

[vim_fuego]

I predict its upgraded to 'pandemic' by next weekend and we start to stop public gatherings very soon after like sporting events, concerts etc, also schools and colleges to be closed for at least 4 weeks.

Shiney liney pound on the line here...

 

[ninjarabbi]

BREAKING NEWS ...

John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, he had chills they were multiplying and he was losing control.

I had heard that he was misdiagnosed. he just had Saturday Night Fever......(the good news is that he's Staying Alive)

 

[ninjarabbi]

Kryten’s new specialised Coronavirus toilet paper specially made for robotic arses.....

 

[Kryten]

That is truly "grate" - although I have to say I would be "cheesed" off if I ran out of that bad boy...

 

[ninjarabbi]

I hear that poor Tom Hanks and his wife have contracted Coronavirus. I can’t help but think if he’d carried on self-isolating he wouldn’t be ill...

 

[ninjarabbi]

Interestingly Dean Koontz wrote a book in 1981 called, ‘The Eyes of Darkness’. Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. Here’s an excerpt...

 

[ninjarabbi]

Suddenly Kryten realised his new look wasn’t going to have the girls flocking around him....

 

[TG3 TILL I DIE!!!!]

This year is just the practice run

 

[Wobbly_Jon]

Well at least I'm safe from Corona Virus, I only drink bitter, scotch and the occasional GnT

 

[busby1971]

Went through Heathrow today and im sure there was tumbleweed blowing around

 

[Mustang]

Phew! It took a while but my Coronavirus panic room is complete.....

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Wot no fluffy pink paper?

 

[ninjarabbi]

Just for Mustang. I’ve sorted your self-isolation kit out for you....