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Vim_Fuego said:
Falklands in 95...Those tw*ts that sung 'needles and pinsa' back in the dark ages...The first two rows were reserved for officers, their wives and children also if unlucky enough to be on a accompanied tour...There was some extremely raunchy dancers wearing basically leotards that had shrunk in the wash and they grinded their booty out to these unfortunate kids sat in their arm chairs whilst we, the great unwashed, strained to see anything from 50 feet away from the action...

I was easy to spot that night...once the 60's singers had gone off a ventriloquist who's dummy was a hells angel came on...it was at this point my head sank into my hands and I began sobbing uncontrollably with boredom and misery...:PDT_Xtremez_09:
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Was that between June & Oct 95? Jim Davidson was as funny as f@ck and totally ripped the p1ss out of the front row, Badminton Racket et al. Not too impressed with the rest apart from the scantily clad birds. Didn't every f@cking group sing needles and pinsah then?
 
Seen three, all down saff with 2 during first tour at Byron (neither that much cop on the second one there was a comedian called Arnold gutbucket who was cr@p (no surprise that he did New Faces and got zero points), though the female dancers on the second show did make the evening for some of the sharks at Alice (Byron show was in the afternoon due to lack of accommodation on the unit at the time). Third show, Alice March/April 1999. Strangers, second half of the show fooking awesome!!!!!!!, first half was not bad either with the ultimate heckler, a night time measles by a Flicker during the comedian’s bit.
 
Basra 2006. Lee Hurst, very funny
Sophie Howard, hubba hubba!!!
 
exerk said:
Sometime between Jan and April as that's when I was there, and I think somehow I would have remembered her :raf:
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Aaah, I was there Feb-Jun, came down on the flight which was a week late....Rio was very hot :PDT_Xtremez_30: , so maybe it was after you left... never mind.

D
 
Cooheed said:
Ok people, give us your best and worst stories of the beloved CSE shows. I'll never forget the crap show Max Boyce put on in the Falklands with his big leek in hand. He was ****faced and about as funny as a cruise ship comedian
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Do I need to remind you of the visit of the CSE gurls to Poon Hill in 95 . You let them have a play on the kit and it went U/S and we had to do a complete kit change.::/: We were out of action for about 3 days if I remember rightly. You spent more time checking out their a$$es than you did checking out what they were doing with the kit. Not nice to see the beams on the launcher bouncing off the bottom stops. Nice a$$es though.:PDT_Xtremez_28:
 
Can remember the Wurzels out Belize in about 91, they managed to start a fight by calling some grunt a ******, his 'mates' carried on the slagging off about and he threw his teddy out of the cot....
 
realist78 said:
Was that between June & Oct 95? Jim Davidson was as funny as f@ck and totally ripped the p1ss out of the front row, Badminton Racket et al. Not too impressed with the rest apart from the scantily clad birds. Didn't every f@cking group sing needles and pinsah then?
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I was there at that time so yes...don't remember Jim...I got there in the August so might just have missed him...I just know it would have been more fun if I'd further blunted some spoons beyond which a spoon should be blunted then clumsily gouged my eyes out with them it still would have been more fun then that show...
 
I remember one of Jim Davidson's ex wives coming out with a cracking story about him..... (Alison Holloway if anyone remembers her)

Apparently he walked in p*ssed one night, 3 hours late for dinner. Wifey fishes it out of the oven, only to have it flung back at her (literally, avec plate) for being too dry. He then dissapears upstairs with a bottle of whisky.

Wifey goes up ten minutes later to see Jim. She's greeted by the sight of him dressed in full Parachute Regiment combats and beret, watching a documentary of the Falklands war, stood to attention, saluting, with tears streaming down his face.

What a c0ck.

He was also jailed in the Falklands for drink driving, so it shows the calibre of the man. ******
 
There I was in Basra with Bitburger "enjoying" the entertainment from some American Air force band, celebrating the opening of the new NAFFI. As they were doing an excellent version of a song called "God bless the USA".

We were feeling particularly patriotic towards the Americans at this point when unfortunately half way through their rendition we were disturbed by a member of the RAF Regiment telling us that we were under rocket attack, and to take cover,


Me and Bit have had to live with the disappointment of not knowing how the song ended. Still not to worry
 
Red-Rock said:
Do I need to remind you of the visit of the CSE gurls to Poon Hill in 95 . You let them have a play on the kit and it went U/S and we had to do a complete kit change.::/: We were out of action for about 3 days if I remember rightly. You spent more time checking out their a$$es than you did checking out what they were doing with the kit. Not nice to see the beams on the launcher bouncing off the bottom stops. Nice a$$es though.:PDT_Xtremez_28:
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That kit was on it's way out anyway... Used to take 3 - 4 hours to T & A :PDT_Xtremez_15:
 
Oh sir said:
What a f*cking heavyweight performer he looks.

His website reminds me of something out of Phoenix Nights. I wonder if he has the same agent as Clinton Baptiste?
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And he looks a bit of a fiddler!
 
Red-Rock said:
Yeah Yeah whatever:PDT_Xtremez_15: More fun blaming you for it though. I didn't enjoy pulling that kit out. A right pain in the arrse::P:
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Bless you diddums. :PDT_Xtremez_17: Now get back on thread :PDT_Xtremez_25: :PDT_Xtremez_14:
 
Bobby Davro in Ali Al in 99. He was rubbish. He was supported by a fire-eating juggler called Steve somebody who was funnier and far more entertaining. You know your careers on the slide when you`re outshone by a juggler
 
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