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Lumpy Jumpers

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exerk said:
An ex-tankie a lady? :PDT_Xtremez_17:

...now rapidly legging it before some irate toms who are mates of your come looking!
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Awwww.....me a Tankie.....I wish....Calvary darling.....was always left to the males of my family......

I was the finest of the finest and a steeley eyed killer of death and destruction...well...I was good with the Typewriter...but damm those Para's were hard task masters.

They don't need to come looking......wild and wicked weekend in Aldershot at the end of April.............
 
my ex-wife, whilst a stacker at Benson used the tears trick the entire time I was down south! I don't think she worked more than a couple of days in four months!:PDT_Xtremez_41:
 
Per Adua Ad PVR said:
Err....... no actually.:PDT_Xtremez_25:

STL - I do enjoy watching lesbians in action, are you one?:PDT_Xtremez_16:
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PAAP - Nothing wrong with watching lesbians in action if they are both consenting adults and don't mind you watching.
No I'm not a lesbian as I am a male (and love women)

:PDT_Xtremez_14:
 
The Mad Taffy said:
my ex-wife, whilst a stacker at Benson used the tears trick the entire time I was down south! I don't think she worked more than a couple of days in four months!:PDT_Xtremez_41:
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I hope your not fookin proud of that.................................cos it's fooked me off no end and I don't even know her.
 
I have to say peeps, that those who easily offended should have stayed in the quieter corners of the playground. You can't come in to the non pc corner and start crying when the elder kids speak their minds.


I did start out by saying, that I appreciate that not all WRAFs, SAC(W)s, stills, call them what you will, are believers in opening Hoover dam to get their own way. That said, there are a fair percentage that do and this is the point of the thread.

End rant.......:PDT_Xtremez_28:
 
One of the ATC assistants working in Air Ops at Akro was a lovely lass with more than her fair share of lumpy assets.
She quite openly admitted that, when she wanted something, her sarge would get an eyeful of more of her cleavage than usual. Her words were, "I figure if I've got 'em, I may as well use 'em".
 
I think soon to leave is just a little dazed and confused. We ought to be careful or he might get his boss on us!!!!

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Soon To Leave said:
Can you all please stop referring to female RAF personnel as WRAFs, (W)RAF, RAF(W), SAC(W) and other permutations as these terms went out years ago.
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STL it's an historical thing there has been no WAAF organisation for decades we did have the WRAF but lady/women members of the RAF where and still are in most places referred to as waaf's. This is not a fault or a reason to have a go the RAF has it's own language which is still in use. For example married people are still referred to as scaley's even though the differing pay scales for single and married personnel were abolished long ago. Nippers are still called scaley brats. The list goes on.

Back on the original topic of the thread do "lumpy jumpers" use their femine charms to gain an advantage. YES many do it's a fact of life.
 
Tin basher said:
Back on the original topic of the thread do "lumpy jumpers" use their femine charms to gain an advantage. YES many do it's a fact of life.
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The other thing is that when a woman doesn't play the girlie card, when she just gets on with it and fits smoothly into the section, WE make an issue of it.

Blokes are expected to turn up and FI/FO so when they do it is totally ignored. If a girl quickly becomes 'one of the boys' the majority of the section can't say enough good things about her. I worked with a couple who, in hindsight, were good, competent techies and great company, but at the time we all thought that they were the best arrivals EVER.

Equality? My ar$e.
 
propersplitbrainme said:
One of the ATC assistants working in Air Ops at Akro was a lovely lass with more than her fair share of lumpy assets.
She quite openly admitted that, when she wanted something, her sarge would get an eyeful of more of her cleavage than usual. Her words were, "I figure if I've got 'em, I may as well use 'em".
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Spec Rec then? :PDT_Xtremez_11: .....................................lovelyjubblies!:PDT_Xtremez_23:
 
The FOMz said:
I hope your not fookin proud of that.................................cos it's fooked me off no end and I don't even know her.
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Not proud at all mate!!! Silly bint!!! Hence she's the ex-wife!!!!!!!!!!:PDT_Xtremez_31:
 
Tin basher said:
STL it's an historical thing there has been no WAAF organisation for decades we did have the WRAF but lady/women members of the RAF where and still are in most places referred to as waaf's. This is not a fault or a reason to have a go the RAF has it's own language which is still in use. For example married people are still referred to as scaley's even though the differing pay scales for single and married personnel were abolished long ago. Nippers are still called scaley brats. The list goes on.

Back on the original topic of the thread do "lumpy jumpers" use their femine charms to gain an advantage. YES many do it's a fact of life.
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Agreed. My last tour had two Waafs in the section who were pregnant at the same time, lads like myself had to cover their shift every time they just phoned in and went sick which meant that I couldnt get home to see my kids (I had just got divorced) pointed this out to the Boss who said nothing could be done.

Got frustrated and openly referred to them at a Beercall as "lazy, skiving, work dodging jumped up egg carriers" overheard by one of the Waaf's who reported me to my Boss and I got a one way Interview the next day on "Gender Issues", as I was within a year of getting out though I didnt care, when asked if I had anything to add I said that Waaf in my opinion had abused the right to be ugly by a big margin and waaf 2 has bad breath that could well be straight from the devils backside.

And then I asked him if it was true that the collective noun for a group of waaf's was a mattress.
 
You, Moggy Cattermole, are absolutely priceless.:PDT_Xtremez_30:
 
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