Miss Curvy England

[bigfella]

Porky methinks?

Don't know what size she was... too big for me, I likes me twiggys.

 

[3wheeledtechie]

Stick her in a WRAF uniform, send her down the bop, she'd see more liney cock than the squadron urinals.

 

[budgie]

If she's been on the tele, that's the only excuse I need.

 

[AgentTiro]

She looks a lot better in clothes than in the bikini.

She has potential though, get her to tone up those flabby bits and i'd have a crack for less than 5 pints.

 

[Swingwinger]

granted at 17 she's more 'tubby' than curvy, but clinically obese? She may be carrying a bit of extra weight than the medically considered 'norm' but to me she looks very healthy.

Thats very nice but would you bang it up her sh!tter?? A real liney would!!

 

[Kiwistacker]

I agree with my old mate Mad Collie, there's definate potential there for the old favourite Soapy T1t W**k!

 

[Mohammed The Bear]

That is what a real woman looks like. Were it not for the reason that I'm very happily married, I would - many, many times.

But FFS, they could have found her a bikini that fits - she looks like she's got 4 t1ts.

Mmmmmm 4 t1ts DT_Xtremez_17: I'd be like Homer Simpson in a doughnut shop

 

[The Masked Geek]

She is not fat.

You need your eyes testing MrsM....There is clearly rolls of fat around her trunk and under her arms. As for her legs.......

 

[Roosterdog]

I think we've all had worse!!!!!!!

 

[Tashy_Man]

I think we've all had worse!!!!!!!

Including Mrs M ? DT_Xtremez_42: DT_Xtremez_17: DT_Xtremez_15:

Crack on...............DT_Xtremez_09:

 

[it's-me-isn't-it]

Fat sow
Lay of the pies fatty
looks pretty in clothes tho, pretty fat that is.......

 

[MrMasher]

Size 16 my ar5e!
Maybe up top 16/18 but look at the waist and thighs.....grrrrrrrDT_Xtremez_15:
She has to be size 20 downstairs surely, but still, she'd get web slinged!DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[Tin basher]

It is with surprise that I notice the apparent introduction of higher standards amongst the gentlemen of the goat when selecting young ladies for nightime PT and frolics here are some facts.

She's 17 so legal
She's been on telly
She has a pulse
She has all the required apertures
She has t!ts

Whats wrong guys? To quote the old saying "A real liney would"

 

[Inevertouchedit]

It is with surprise that I notice the apparent introduction of higher standards amongst the gentlemen of the goat when selecting young ladies for nightime PT and frolics here are some facts.

She's 17 so legal
She's been on telly
She has a pulse
She has all the required apertures
She has t!ts

Whats wrong guys? To quote the old saying "A real liney would"

You're missing the point - of course we'd all have a rumble if the chance presented itself.

But a potential Miss England.....................??? Errr, No.

 

[gemarriott]

Including Mrs M ? DT_Xtremez_42: DT_Xtremez_17: DT_Xtremez_15:

Crack on...............DT_Xtremez_09:

I need photgraphic evidence of that.

LisaB doesn't count because she not worse, she drop dead gorgeous and that vids old hat any way,


(I think I saved it with the gorgeous bit lads)

 

[tats]

You're missing the point - of course we'd all have a rumble if the chance presented itself.

But a potential Miss England.....................??? Errr, No.

And just why not? She's the UK's average size, so why not have someone who actually represents what this country currently looks like? Just because you're all sign ins on a website you feel that you can make comments about how fat and minging she is, well get a life and grow up I doubt you're perfect.

 

[Bitburger]

Have a word with yourself MG, are you trying to tell us that if you were in the bop and pi$$ed up you would not nail her if the chance arose?

 

[The Masked Geek]

She's the UK's average size

Then the average person in the UK is overweight and needs to have a good look at what they are doing to themselves. We'll be fatter than the US soon.

Have a word with yourself MG, are you trying to tell us that if you were in the bop and pi$$ed up you would not nail her if the chance arose?

Yes. What is wrong with wanting to only nail birds that look after themselves?

 

[Inevertouchedit]

And just why not? She's the UK's average size, so why not have someone who actually represents what this country currently looks like? Just because you're all sign ins on a website you feel that you can make comments about how fat and minging she is, well get a life and grow up I doubt you're perfect.

OOOOOOhhhhhhh get her !!

Touched a nerve have we ?? Carrying a wee bit of extra around the backside are we ?? Mummy shop at Iceland does she ??

Nice of you to log-on between pies.........

 

[tats]

Then the average person in the UK is overweight and needs to have a good look at what they are doing to themselves. We'll be fatter than the US soon.

Such sweeping generalisations, you really shouldn't talk crap that you can't back up. She states that she exercises regularly, some people are just naturally bigger. Christ I'm sure you'd class me as overweight and fat if you saw me but the fact is I'm not.

OOOOOOhhhhhhh get her !!

Touched a nerve have we ?? Carrying a wee bit of extra around the backside are we ?? Mummy shop at Iceland does she ??

Nice of you to log-on between pies.........

Some of us have lives and can't site on here all day long spouting b*llocks