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Miss Curvy England

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Miss Curvy England

  • Yes, I Would bounce her around the bedroom

    Votes: 83 71.6%

  • No she has eaten far to many pies

    Votes: 33 28.4%
  • Total voters
    116
The Masked Geek said:
Then the average person in the UK is overweight and needs to have a good look at what they are doing to themselves. We'll be fatter than the US soon.



Yes. What is wrong with wanting to only nail birds that look after themselves?
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As TB said, a real liney would.
 
by a majority of almost 2 to 1 including our resident semi rug muncher she would deffo get it so admit you skinny shaggers you're a bigotted minority and should be peeled, rolled in salt and dipped in cillit bang:PDT_Xtremez_05:
 
gemarriott said:
by a majority of almost 2 to 1 including our resident semi rug muncher she would deffo get it so admit you skinny shaggers you're a bigotted minority and should be peeled, rolled in salt and dipped in cillit bang:PDT_Xtremez_05:
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And that is that well said Gem!:PDT_Xtremez_30: Just to add, she is hardly fcuking Bella Emberg ffs! and as I previously said IF I was a rug muncher (IF Gem IF!!!!!) I would deffo!
 
gemarriott said:
by a majority of almost 2 to 1 including our resident semi rug muncher she would deffo get it so admit you skinny shaggers you're a bigotted minority and should be peeled, rolled in salt and dipped in cillit bang:PDT_Xtremez_05:
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Next you'll be calling me a bigot for only wanting to nail females.........
 
Let's face it, the opinion of yeah I would do her from a military website doesn't mean:

A) She is attractive
B) She is slim
C) She is a nice person

Everyone knows the UK Armed Forces has the highest proportion of deviants in UK society!

Saying that, she's probably a 10 pinter, but I would.
 
Was this originally posted on 1st of April?

Anyway, I thought I would give her an instant diet and she looks okay to me :)

Beer Goggles are the answer :)
 

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Better, closer.... still no cigar!

How bout this?
 

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tats said:
And just why not? She's the UK's average size, so why not have someone who actually represents what this country currently looks like? Just because you're all sign ins on a website you feel that you can make comments about how fat and minging she is, well get a life and grow up I doubt you're perfect.
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I'll freely admit that I am about as far from perfect as you can get.

I'm short, fat and balding with glasses and hair sprouting from all the wrong places, but I'm not about to enter a Mr Universe competition, or promote myself as some sort of poster-boy for healthy living.

I think it is great that she is content with the way she looks. I am too, but I couldn't bring myself to tell others that it is OK to be like me, because it's not.

Emaciated celebs are not good role models, but neither is someone sponsored by Ginsters and the British Lard Council.
 
I may be a few pounds over weight, but she is a big, fat, horrid, heffalump, and should be drowned in the nearest canal. She fcuking stinks too.
 
Dear god if just half the so called ladies I had the dubious pleasure with in and around Holyhead and Llangefni in my youth where a quarter as good looking as her I would consider myself a happy man !!!!!! certainly wouldn’t chew my arm off in the morning rather than wake, her put it that way :PDT_Xtremez_31:
 
She's a doll.
I'm too old to say no..........!!!:PDT_Xtremez_31:
 
Thinking back to my youth with the valley commando some 35 years ago I have had far worse.

Come to think of it S2 do you know your father?:PDT_Xtremez_17:
 
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