David Brent,I have loads of them....
"Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them"
"I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work"
"Is your work done? Are all pigs fed, watered and ready to fly?..."
"Set out to leave the first vapour trail in the blue-sky scenario."
What do you mean Warrant in five years service? You did it!
With regard to mess life, it is up to everyone else to have the bottle to slap them