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"He is capable of getting our team playing in a manner which everyone appreciates. He will keep getting them playing in that style and results will follow."

Well certainly true if you're an opposition fan!!!

SAM ALLARDYCE...The Geordies will rue the day they got rid of him due to their short-sightedness. At least he would have definately kept them up this season and planned 3/4 years ahead.
 
Ghandi's Flip-Flop said:
What great home record is that? Remember you are still below us in the table, and where are your goals gonna come from? Good god you'd think you and the smoggies were challenging for europe the way you's are crowing on.
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The 8th biggest club in world football (according to yourselves!) are not immune from relegation and pointing out other clubs' wrongs wont make it that way.

Yer in the sh!te
Yer team is playing without passion and commitment.
Yer manager is a has-been, relying on past near-successes rather than tactics and nouse.
Micha£l Ow£n will be off at the end of the season.

You may not go down, but is sure funny watching the barcodes struggle with Keegan & McDermott going greyer by the second.

We expected to be where we are. You didn't. You poor, self-deluded fools.
 
The 8th?????? biggest club in world football.....

After:-

Man U
Arsenal
Chelsea
Real Madrid
Barcelona
Valencia
AC Milan
Inter Milan

Oh...I'm by 8. Guess Newcastle are somewhere lower by say...a few hundred. It's not the number of fans or financial income that counts you know...TROPHIES. Spelt..
T.R.O.P.H.I.E.S.

Win some of that and you might get some tradition!!!
 
Rugby-Jock-Lad said:
The 8th?????? biggest club in world football.....

After:-

Man U
Arsenal
Chelsea
Real Madrid
Barcelona
Valencia
AC Milan
Inter Milan

Oh...I'm by 8. Guess Newcastle are somewhere lower by say...a few hundred. It's not the number of fans or financial income that counts you know...TROPHIES. Spelt..
T.R.O.P.H.I.E.S.

Win some of that and you might get some tradition!!!
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Well i'm sure that my team would stand a better chance of trophies if we played in a two team league. I see the old firm have done fantastically well in recent domestic cup competitions too. Jog on ::P:

And as for the mackems expecting to be where they are, I seem to recall alot of posters on here stating how Keane was gonna transform them and they were gonna push for europe this year at the start of the season.

With regards rueing the day we sacked the fat useless cnut in my avatar. Look at the following

"Keegan's first eight matches:

1) Newcastle 0-0 Bolton
2) Arsenal 3-0 Newcastle (FACup)
3) Arsenal 3-0 Newcastle
4) Newcastle 1-1 Middlesborough
5) Aston Villa 4-1 Newcastle
6) Newcastle 1-5 Man Utd
7) Newcastle 0-1 Blackburn
8) Liverpool 3-0 Newcastle

So in eight matches we've played top four teams four times, three of them away. I would have considered it a bonus, in current form, to get anything at Villa. That leaves the matches we arguably should have taken more points from as Boro at home, where we had two valid goals disallowed, Blackburn at home where we missed a hatful of chances and Bolton at home where Keegan had been in charge all of a week.

"BUT KEEGAN HAS NO WINS IN EIGHT!", the press tell us. "HE'S GOING TO GET YOU RELEGATED, HE'S PAST IT, HE HAS NO IDEA, HE'LL JACK IT IN JUST LIKE ALWAYS....HE'S MADE ABSOLUTELY NO DIFFERENCE!".

BRING BACK BIG SAM? Let me tell you as someone who has witnessed all the home matches above, Keegan has made a big difference to the team, the style of play and therefore the amount of chances we're creating.

Let me also tell you, if Newcastle go down, it won't be because of the run of results above, it will be due to results like this:

Derby 1-0 Newcastle
Reading 2-1 Newcastle
Newcastle 1-4 Portsmouth
Sunderland 1-1 Newcastle
Newcastle 2-2 Derby
Wigan 1-0 Newcastle
Newcastle 0-2 Man City

7 leagues matches, 5 of them against relegation candidates...and two points to show from it. Did I forget to mention Fat Sam masterminded us to these hapless results?
 
Deluded and short-sighted. Sums it up really.

Enjoy the Championship while you can!!!

PS...At least Keane will make Sunderland fight every bit of the way and probably won't QUIT unlike a certain KK when the going gets tough!!
 
Rugby-Jock-Lad said:
Deluded and short-sighted. Sums it up really.

Enjoy the Championship while you can!!!

PS...At least Keane will make Sunderland fight every bit of the way and probably won't QUIT unlike a certain KK when the going gets tough!!
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I'm sure I will if indeed my team do end up getting relegated. But then I'm a fan of my team and will be all of my life. Trophies are only so much but I doubt an Old Firm bigot who chooses his football team on the basis of which church he doesn't attend on a Sunday morning would get that.
 
Not even David Moyes could polish the turd that it the "mighty" toon. Still, at toon they'd only give him 10 or so games before baying for blood. The problem with Newcastle is the unrealistic expectations of the fans.
 
What are these expectations I keep hearing about? We haven't won anything in 39 years all we want is to see the 11 players on the pitch putting a shift in, and trying to beat the opposition.

Cheers for beating the great unwashed today tho, might keep them quiet for a few nanoseconds.
 
Ghandi's Flip-Flop said:
I'm sure I will if indeed my team do end up getting relegated. But then I'm a fan of my team and will be all of my life. Trophies are only so much but I doubt an Old Firm bigot who chooses his football team on the basis of which church he doesn't attend on a Sunday morning would get that.
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So Newcastle are still a MASSIVE club despite winning ZERO major trophies????? WTF!!!

PS I'm an aethiest. And I support ALL of Scottish Football.
 
Ghandi's Flip-Flop said:
... but I doubt an Old Firm bigot who chooses his football team on the basis of which church he doesn't attend on a Sunday morning would get that.
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Rugby-Jock-Lad said:
Not in the last 50 yrs that's for sure!!!!:PDT_Xtremez_30: Unless you that is the [COUGH] Fairs Cup is included!!!
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The Jawdees also like to include the Inter-Toenail Trophy/Cup/Plaque/Certificate/Commendation/Pat on the Head or whatever it's called.
 
Ghandi's Flip-Flop said:
Wondered how long it would be till the usual suspect arrived. Enjoy your game today?
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Thanks for asking. At present I'm heavily sedated, in a darkened room after that embarrassment.

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The fans are going Radio Rental on the forums - can't say I can blame them.

I'm pleased for JFH, though. I like the guy.
 
Rugby-Jock-Lad said:
So Newcastle are still a MASSIVE club despite winning ZERO major trophies????? WTF!!!
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There are currently 32 clubs in the English Premiership/Football League who have won a trophy since Newcastle "Massive" Utd last lifted meaningful domestic silverware.

And Oxford Utd, who ply their trade in Non-League football!
 
Remind me again what have your shower won since the oh so more recent time of 1973? Jesus I wouldn't mind the sniping but 'Boro have only ever won one trophy full stop, and sunderland have won one a whole 4 years more recently, which is still 35 years ago. Jesus, do some people not realise the irony in the ****e they spout?
 
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