Old School Sayings ...

[Stax]

"Sarge! Whadya' mean Sarge! There are only three kinds of Sarge, sausarge, massarge and passarge and if you call me that again I'll massarge my sausarge up your passarge"

 

[P-Clip]

"When you've got some of that (point to watch) under that (point to belt)."

 

[HansBwix]

Revenge

Revenge

Not quite so old school, but the beautiful follow up to the old

"The Army dig in, The RN sail in and the RAF check in" - After a Colonel from the paras gets taken for a ride around the Welsh Valleys in one of the pointier pieces of kit we have at heights he's normally been at in a Land Rover he is seen leaning against the aircraft steps sweating through the back teeth. On being asked if he's OK by a ruther smug liney he responds with

" you crab f*****s can keep your f*****g five star hotels you f*****s if you have to do that twice a f*****g day"


...........as the guys pull out two sick bags from the rear cockpit.

 

[budgie]

Not so sure if this belongs in here, but here goes.

"Save your rates, lose your mates!"

 

[Beerofund]

Sayings that are just plain sad!!!

Sayings that are just plain sad!!!

'Everyday is assessment day'

'A day out of uniform is a day wasted'

 

[budgie]

"The mighty whine of the 199!"

and my own favourite,

"Dunlops a danglin'!"DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[Stax]

How did I forget this one!

You looking for sympathy son? You'll find it in the dictionary between "5hit" and "Syphylis"

 

[shoutingwind]

not quite an old school saying but was heard during RTS when the girlies where wearing skirts...
"<name of ac- i won't tell you who but it wasn't me> I've seen better legs on a table!"

 

[Flopsie]

Ref DPMs "These arn't for ironing they're for die in ing" DT_Xtremez_25:

 

[Drunk Janner from GUZZ]

old school sayings

old school sayings

A Classic line . . . . . .

On replying to the age old question 'Where you from scroat?', 'Plymouth Sir!' came the answer.

'Plymouth!, do you now which feckin' ship your daddy was off boy?' Timeless.DT_Xtremez_23:

 

[Wing Warrior]

If it ain't raining, it ain't training.

 

[Wing boy]

'Goretex till endex'

'DPM's arent for ironing, they're for dying in'

all the above thanks to 'Stoney Wonbon'

 

[TheHogwartsBEngO]

"The mighty whine of the 199!"

and my own favourite,

"Dunlops a danglin'!"DT_Xtremez_28:

nah - "the roar of the conway four"

 

[budgie]

One from me Harrier days,
"It's alot less bovver, when you're stuck in the hover!"DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[Rigga]

Here's 10p - Call someone who gives a Sh!t!

 

[Rigga]

an Officer losing his authority.......

"We're here to defend democracy - not practice it!"

 

[Dhoby4u]

When I joined up we didn't have ID cards, we knew each other!

 

[Stax]

When I joined up, whenever the Cpl screamed "from the right, number!" we went "I, II, III, IV, V, VI (etc etc etc)

 

[Norman the Storeman]

When I joined up, whenever the Cpl screamed "from the right, number!" we went "I, II, III, IV, V, VI (etc etc etc)

Arf, arf! DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[The origional Pob]

Call that a straight line?.....I've seen better ones on a used condom!.DT_Xtremez_06: