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"Sarge! Whadya' mean Sarge! There are only three kinds of Sarge, sausarge, massarge and passarge and if you call me that again I'll massarge my sausarge up your passarge"
 
"When you've got some of that (point to watch) under that (point to belt)."
 
Revenge

Revenge

Not quite so old school, but the beautiful follow up to the old

"The Army dig in, The RN sail in and the RAF check in" - After a Colonel from the paras gets taken for a ride around the Welsh Valleys in one of the pointier pieces of kit we have at heights he's normally been at in a Land Rover he is seen leaning against the aircraft steps sweating through the back teeth. On being asked if he's OK by a ruther smug liney he responds with

" you crab f*****s can keep your f*****g five star hotels you f*****s if you have to do that twice a f*****g day"


...........as the guys pull out two sick bags from the rear cockpit.
 
Sayings that are just plain sad!!!

Sayings that are just plain sad!!!

'Everyday is assessment day'

'A day out of uniform is a day wasted'
 
How did I forget this one!

You looking for sympathy son? You'll find it in the dictionary between "5hit" and "Syphylis"
 
not quite an old school saying but was heard during RTS when the girlies where wearing skirts...
"<name of ac- i won't tell you who but it wasn't me> I've seen better legs on a table!"
 
old school sayings

old school sayings

A Classic line . . . . . .

On replying to the age old question 'Where you from scroat?', 'Plymouth Sir!' came the answer.

'Plymouth!, do you now which feckin' ship your daddy was off boy?' Timeless.:PDT_Xtremez_23:
 
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'Goretex till endex'

'DPM's arent for ironing, they're for dying in'

all the above thanks to 'Stoney Wonbon'
 
budgie said:
"The mighty whine of the 199!"

and my own favourite,

"Dunlops a danglin'!":PDT_Xtremez_28:
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nah - "the roar of the conway four"
 
One from me Harrier days,
"It's alot less bovver, when you're stuck in the hover!":PDT_Xtremez_28:
 
Here's 10p - Call someone who gives a Sh!t!
 
an Officer losing his authority.......

"We're here to defend democracy - not practice it!"
 
When I joined up, whenever the Cpl screamed "from the right, number!" we went "I, II, III, IV, V, VI (etc etc etc)
 
Call that a straight line?.....I've seen better ones on a used condom!.:PDT_Xtremez_06:
 
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