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Twin man twin fan aluminum pursuit can

fast and low its the way to go

Lets tfr to the bar, ill csas you later, dont spills your beer !

Harrier = Eight tonnes of death perfectly balanced on four towers of power.

The dunlops are dangling.

i could go on but im off fae a pint:PDT_Xtremez_28:
 
"I joined up on the day that the Dead Sea first reported sick"

"Pays to be a winner"

"Leave, leave - you spend more time off then John Wayne's safety catch"

"SAMA's down" - can't use that one any more!
 
MattBombHead said:
No, but cann't be long before "JPA's down" has worn thin....
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But for that to come to pass, JPA must first "go up!" :PDT_Xtremez_28:
 
Back to the original thread....

Once heard a Chief in Germany, to a new SAC, just posted in...

"How long you been in son? All day? Tiring is it?"

...made me laugh...but I guess I'm sad like that:PDT_Xtremez_19:

D
 
"Your in Heaven with a GR7"
"Carbon fibre death provider"
But was there not a RAFANASAURUS a couple of years ago, being handed round stations, as a spoof. It had such gems as "Gaddafi = Naffi" and "Geoffrey = GEF heavy" etc.

Does any one else remember this spoof! :PDT_Xtremez_32:
 
RAF Regt instructor to a young, impressionable and slightly scared POB..."Get that button done up, a button today is a safety catch tomorrow!"
 
POB said:
RAF Regt instructor to a young, impressionable and slightly scared POB..."Get that button done up, a button today is a safety catch tomorrow!"
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Or as the navy would say "Button today, Submarine hatch tomorrow!"
 
Scooby said:
But was there not a RAFANASAURUS a couple of years ago, being handed round stations, as a spoof. It had such gems as "Gaddafi = Naffi" and "Geoffrey = GEF heavy" etc.

Does any one else remember this spoof! :PDT_Xtremez_32:
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I remember it well, got a copy in my locker at work somewhere. Are the original authors still out there somewhere?
 
More time off then Eastwood's saftey catch

Acks to an Army chap

:PDT_Xtremez_25:
 
A guy I was on the gate with during a nice stint on guard wrote a book called liney speak I think he said 250 copies had been printed..... he was writing his second edition in 95 or 96, cant remember his name I only remember that he wasn't a lney but really wanted to be one...bless
 
Rob said:
I remember it well, got a copy in my locker at work somewhere. Are the original authors still out there somewhere?
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Yeah, Hi, I am one of the original authors. I also invented Post It notes.

"Got an issue, here's a tissue" to the young SAC WRAF when she burst into tears after a bollocking.

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Other books

Other books

I also remember seeing a book a while back entitled.
RAF Humour / Humour of the Royal Air Force -or something along those lines.

Nice shiney cover then just full of blank pages....

If you can't take the RAF you shouldn't have joined a joke.
 
dkp1 said:
A guy I was on the gate with during a nice stint on guard wrote a book called liney speak I think he said 250 copies had been printed..... he was writing his second edition in 95 or 96, cant remember his name I only remember that he wasn't a lney but really wanted to be one...bless
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Wasn't he a slightly rotund, bespectacled bay walla from Coningsby?
Looked like he played Dungeons & Dragons/wargames etc in his spare time.
I had a stint on guard with him too, longest week of my life! Bless him.
 
Sandbags

Sandbags

FS to erk, "how long have you been in son?" Erk to FS, "All day Flight Sergeant!"

WO DI at Halton to SAC further trainee whilst poking him with a pace stick. "There's a c*nt at the end of this stick!" reply, "Not this end Sir!"

To paraphrase 'Platoon' "72 Sqn Full Metal Wessex!"
 
Deep Breath - here we go

Drills a pill that should be taken twice daily

Not done up as worn (kit inspections)

The only tramlines I've seen better than that are in Blackpool

I'll kick you so high in the air that when you come down it'll be Xmas OR

I'll kick you so high in the sky when you come down flares will be back in fashion

Questions, queries, comments?

(Insert whatevers here) don't go to heaven, we go to hell and re-org

If you want to do f*** all all day you should have applied for Cranwell

you're about as much use as anal leakage

theres probably more, but I've just had a fax :PDT_Xtremez_42:
 
Forgot this one.
Army Ground liason Officer on 31 (Jags) to group of lineys heading for lunch.
"Don't you salute Army officers in the Air Force?"
Liney to Rupert,
"We don't have any Army officers in the Air Force!"
 
off back to my scratcher, going to level off at 3ft and push out some egyptian pt!

elephants bog roll-kim wipe,

the list goes on!
 
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