Old School Sayings ...

[bigred1]

"he was around when the Red Arrows were a darts team!"

 

[stinky]

I was told by a fat Airmen once " I'm only eating it, to keep my skin tight"

 

[TheHogwartsBEngO]

I was told by a fat Airmen once " I'm only eating it, to keep my skin tight"

LOL! nice one. I stick to 'I've never met a calorie I didn't like' but that's a bit cr@p frankly.

I'll remember that one though!

 

[shettie]

I remember after a fairly spectacular failure that "I had fingers like pigs t1ts"

 

[Scaley brat]

Instructor stands in front of me, places forefinger and thumb together then open's and closes them saying "what's this brat ?"
"No idea sir"
"The smallest violin in the world playing just for you, now get on with it sunshine"


reply to something I said "F*ck off and when you get there, f*ck off again"

 

[JAFAD666]

First 2, I was on the Rxing end.

Hereford, lunch time, A/Cpl Jaf gets meal and politely says "cheers M8"

1. WO Cat Flt, obviously still in training mode.
(Screaming) " Mate?, Mate?, when will I ever be your Mate sonshine ?"

Desperatly wanted to say " Never with a 5hite attitude like that sir" but bottled.

2. Dunno where but I said "cheers Flight"
(Screaming) " Do you see any feathers sticking out of my ar5e"

Desperatly wanted to say " No cos your heads in the way Flight Sergeant" but bottled.

3. SWO, (Swinderby/Locking I think) from behind someone further down the rank.
" Am I hurting you Airman ?"

(Oik) "No Sir"

SWO " Well I Fcukin should be I`m standing on your Fcukin hair !"

 

[theladf]

When I was a smally sprog, I used to work with a wizzened old Corporal who would always tell me (if ever I dropped a spanner/hammer etc, which occasionally happened) "You'll never work on seaplanes" funny enough now I'm a SNCO I use the same phrase with my ladsDT_Xtremez_19:

 

[yorkshirelooney]

Hope my assessments are done!!

Hope my assessments are done!!

Yeah and does it ever get repetitive!!!
Well I suppose you are old enough to remember when seaplanes were in service!!

What time does Tesco's shut......

 

[TheHogwartsBEngO]

When I was a smally sprog, I used to work with a wizzened old Corporal who would always tell me (if ever I dropped a spanner/hammer etc, which occasionally happened) "You'll never work on seaplanes" funny enough now I'm a SNCO I use the same phrase with my ladsDT_Xtremez_19:

A GE used that one when we were changing a refuelling pod on det once (well, they were changing it, I was hovering in true BEngO fashion). I think he used it on himself in fact.

Made me chuckle then. Still makes me chuckle now.

 

[beer]

Started in a company about 8 years ago where I was told that there was a guy who was an ex marine and he was a bit of a hard nut! (Liney cells activates in brain at this point)

Turns up for first day, room busy at shift change conversation goes a bit like -

Him - I was in the marines (smugly) How long were you in the RAF? ::/:

Me - 23 years!

Me - How long were you in the marines?

Him - 18 months!

Me - Fnuck me son - I spent longer in the toilet! DT_Xtremez_28:

He seemingly kept a lower profile after that I was informed.

 

[Tigger]

''How long you been in son, and don't look at your fcuking watch !''

Seat to stick interface found in error

A.S.F.Q.

 

[Cooheed]

'I've spilt more down my shirt than you've ever supped sonny'

 

[djh]

Said to an SAC at Cosford "The RAF didnt issue you with a wife, not our fcuking problem"::

 

[Soupdragon]

hes been in that long he knew JT Edson when he was an LAC....

(JT Edson was a prolific writer of western paperbacks for those of you not old enough to remember him)

....when i joined up Cat Stevens was a kitten...........

 

[hubfail]

Adding to "It aint training if it aint raining" ...

"If there's snow, you gotta go!"

 

[MrMasher]

Got these pearls from an army Cpl down south

Private; "Cpl, I think......blah blah blah"

Cpl; No reaction, as if he is ignoring the private.

Private; "CPL CPL, I THINK........blah blah blah"

Cpl; "Did you say something private? Only I cant hear you while your heels arent together!"

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Cpl; "We have a quick job here for one of us private"

Private; "Really Cpl? Who's gonna do it?"

Cpl; "Tell you what, we'll toss a coin for it"

Cpl flips coin, catches it then points to his rank tabs; "You're ferking doing it!"



He had sh1tloads more but we were drinking memory supressants at the time so I was lucky enough to get these 2 from that fuzzy area!!

 

[robg1664]

Mickey Mouse has got a Royal Air Force watch!DT_Xtremez_35:

 

[flintwich]

two more for the collection

two more for the collection

KITDAFOS - kept in the dark and fed on sh1t

Describing a conquest....she had flaps like John Waynes saddlebags and a cl1t like a blind cobblers thumb

 

[scoobyroo]

One man, one fan, Carbon fibre, death provider.DT_Xtremez_28:

Twin man, twin fan, swing wing, death thing..DT_Xtremez_30:


How about.......

Teamwork makes the dreamwork!!DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[6Fingers]

Tese are in use now by a Cpl i know...

'It's warfare, not welfare'

'We're here for a long time, not a good time'

always a classic....

Cpl:what's before U and after S?'

AMM: 'erm...T?'

Cpl: 'White 2 thanks'