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Heres another for you to put in your scrap books:

When I joined the RAF we didn't need ID Cards we knew each other personally.
:PDT_Xtremez_28:
 
On a theme..

On a theme..

Leave?! 'E's 'ad more time off than Rip Van Winkles Alarm Clock!
 
Ask a Jockanese type from near Dundee or Aberdeen to say...

*ahem*

"purple burglar alarm"

:PDT_Xtremez_15:
 
i saw a copy of the rafanasaurus on the fairy desk on friday.....
 
Heard at a mixed do:
Wife of colonel to wife of comms corp: what does your husband do?
Wife of comms corp: I'm not totally sure.
Wife of colonel: Oh my husband tells me everything!
Wife of comms corp: Oh he can't be doing anything really important then.
:PDT_Xtremez_28:
 
The Fighting Feline is tits on sticks in the shed with a double donk drop said the Wobbly Orange to the Floppy Sausage as they bimbled across the bondu to do their dhoby.

41(RIP)Freddy
 
41Freddy said:
The Fighting Feline is tits on sticks in the shed with a double donk drop said the Wobbly Orange to the Floppy Sausage as they bimbled across the bondu to do their dhoby.

41(RIP)Freddy
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picking up the lingo quite quickly then Freddy!
 
How about that old fav to aircrew,

''It'll do a trip''

And an SAC liney on 230 to our all female front (Sarah Slingslby in the right seat) enders during an exchange of banter on the long lead.

''You can stick it back on spot 13 if you want''

Sarah- ''thanx''

Liney- '' that way you won't have to reverse it in''

Unplugs and runs away.
 
I BET YOU A SHINEY LINEY POUND
FLYING GREEN DEATH BANANA
LOCK, CHOKE AND OILS
and a favourite of one of my Halton instructors
UFL LADIES, UN FCUKING LUCKY
 
Dark Angel said:
I BET YOU A SHINEY LINEY POUND
FLYING GREEN DEATH BANANA
LOCK, CHOKE AND OILS
and a favourite of one of my Halton instructors
UFL LADIES, UN FCUKING LUCKY
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couple of oldies NFI and NAAFI

Not fcuking interested
No Ambition And Fcukall Interest
 
FBAR, FCUKED UP BEYOND ALL RECOGNISION
AND
SNAFU, SITUATION NORMAL, ALL FCUKED UP:PDT_Xtremez_15:
 
FOSKID aKa

the old mushroom syndrome Fed On Sh!t and Kept In the Dark:PDT_Xtremez_09:
 
UTRF

Unable to Reproduce fault (liney entry in 700)

Unable to Rectify Fault (what the jocky believes)
 
Classic,
If it ain't broke don't fix it.

Hey marriot you starting to get hte impression everyone else has gone home to bed?:PDT_Xtremez_21:
 
Not forgetting the classics.

"Eating's Cheating!", "If it ain't raining, it ain't training!" and the old classic "My heart bleeds purple p**s!" :PDT_Xtremez_28:
 
When the brown smelly stuff hits the round whurry thing..
RAF Little Snoring in the hedges...
Now then Bloggs, pull up a sand-bag..




Not all of us gone to bed Dark_Angel. :PDT_Xtremez_31:
 
How about this I heard a rigger say whilst on the mighty swing wing arrow of death.

"I am too close for sockets, I am switching to spanners"
 
Maltese D.I Cpl Mangion? to SAC further trainee circa 1880? (Suitable accent req'd)
Airman did you shave this morning?
Yes Cpl!
Airman report to me tommorrow with your face!
Do you want me to wear it, or bring it in a bag?
 
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