I note that the Beauty Pagent to be leader of the skeleton of the once grand Tory Party is almost upon us. I find this worse than picking a life partner from an Alabama Red neck family gathering where the number of teeth amongst the fine fillies on offer is significantly less than the total of their fingers and toes (mid-20s)
In the Blue corner we have Tom Tugentwat. Remoaner. Supporter of May's Brexit Deal. Previous failed leadership bids, so has already proved himself less popular than a lettuce.
In the even bluer corner we have James not-so-Cleverly. Held leading roles in much of the past 14 years, so has plenty of blood on his hands. All for locking migrants up whilst waiting to be processed - as long as it wasnt in his constituency, so hypocritical.
In the deep blue corner, we have Kemi Badenoch. Very anti immigration. Born in the UK to Nigerian parents in 1980 but quickly returned to Nigeria and spent her childhood over there, only to return to the UK when it got a bit hairy over there and she suddenly remembered her Britishness. One wonders where she would be if the Tory party of the 1980s had taken the same stance on immigration that she wants to take with people from abroad coming over, popping out a kid and then buggering off home, but retaining British status. Oh, and she got beaten by the lettuce too.
Then in the so blue its almost black corner we have Backhand Bob Jenrick. All round creep. Double lockdown breaker. Every time I see him I think of a slug - all slimy and untouchable. Taker of money from companies with no employees.
So come on you blue rinse brigade - which of these upstanding citizens do you fancy cheering on for the next 5 years at the annual gathering for their party conference at some modest establishment with a capacity of less than 200?
In the Blue corner we have Tom Tugentwat. Remoaner. Supporter of May's Brexit Deal. Previous failed leadership bids, so has already proved himself less popular than a lettuce.
In the even bluer corner we have James not-so-Cleverly. Held leading roles in much of the past 14 years, so has plenty of blood on his hands. All for locking migrants up whilst waiting to be processed - as long as it wasnt in his constituency, so hypocritical.
In the deep blue corner, we have Kemi Badenoch. Very anti immigration. Born in the UK to Nigerian parents in 1980 but quickly returned to Nigeria and spent her childhood over there, only to return to the UK when it got a bit hairy over there and she suddenly remembered her Britishness. One wonders where she would be if the Tory party of the 1980s had taken the same stance on immigration that she wants to take with people from abroad coming over, popping out a kid and then buggering off home, but retaining British status. Oh, and she got beaten by the lettuce too.
Then in the so blue its almost black corner we have Backhand Bob Jenrick. All round creep. Double lockdown breaker. Every time I see him I think of a slug - all slimy and untouchable. Taker of money from companies with no employees.
So come on you blue rinse brigade - which of these upstanding citizens do you fancy cheering on for the next 5 years at the annual gathering for their party conference at some modest establishment with a capacity of less than 200?
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After 14 years, Chaos & Decline was cancelled by the British people. Beware the spin-off.
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