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Can I just say that whilst guilty of assisting in the movement of this thread away from its original purpose, we need an update on the movements of the Travelling Irish Bird.

What have you been upto recently oh tender flower of the Emerald Isle?

Are you ready for Christmas?

Have you asked Santa to bring you something nice to put in your stocking? ;) (Not going to tell you what Inch High said to this question)
 
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Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, easy there cat. I only said what i said because I didn't realise you were going to post it in here!!!!


You would though........wouldn't you??
 
The travelling Irish bird can be found moving all over the country delivering pressies and christmas spirit!!
I will be going back to the land of the leprachauns soon and will then be found whizzing down the to-be olympic slopes in Italy sing Auld Land Syne - followed by a visit to Sin City on a thinly disguised experiment!

So whats with the stocking thingy..?
 
DoesMyBumLookBigInThis? said:
So whats with the stocking thingy..?
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Sounds delightful.

Have a Merry Christmas my dear.

As for the stocking thingy................sadly you had to ask, probably best if you just let this one go as he only said what I was thinking.
 
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Yep probably best if you leave it!!! Have a good crimbo Irish bird!!
 
Inch High PI said:
Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, easy there cat. I only said what i said because I didn't realise you were going to post it in here!!!!


You would though........wouldn't you??
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Stop feeling so precious my little green friend, it's only playful banter after all.

And anyway, I'll see you in my office on Monday reference the last line of your post!!

(But only because through posting a reply I will incriminate myself significantly regardless of which way I decide to jump.................retreat therefore is the greater form of valour in this instance)
 
STOP PRESS!!!

She's off again!


This time Viva Las Vegas!

I'm sure she will be checking up on this forum so do feel free to order your Tax free goods via this thread.

She normally packs very lightly???? So will have loads of room for iPods and PCs and Tellys etc....


TIB - Can you bring me back some of that fresh Sushi from the BX? Thanks luv!

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if it helps i am suffering jet lag...hence why I am on the net at 0330 LV time......its all getting a bit mad for TIB you know!! At least I did get 1 day in the office this year (even if it was just picking up rates!!)
I think I have managed a grand total of 20 days in the office since August!! although not always have I been in such glitzy (in a blackpool on speed king of way) surroundings as this! ...and I have another 2 trips out here in the next 3 mths!;) they will be refusing me entry into the UK at this rate! And people don't believe me when I say I will meet them for a coffee...In MAY!!

Well at least this time I am staying in a well nice accommodation (how I managed that I have no idea....and its well under the daily allowance before the taxpayers get all upset!!)

Will keep you updated.......there will be a bit of "what the witch doctor ordered" tonight I'm sure,,,

By the way - the Porn Industry Oscars ceremony is here tonight.........and Hugh Heffern is also holding his Playboy mansion show....you guys are so missing out!! Will send you pics!
 
DoesMyBumLookBigInThis? said:
By the way - the Porn Industry Oscars ceremony is here tonight.........and Hugh Heffern is also holding his Playboy mansion show....you guys are so missing out!! Will send you pics!
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In that case then, could you bring me a little six foot, blonde something back from LV; at least we would have something decent to put in those knickers from your last trip!!!
 
Ah witch doctor!! I remember the last time irish bird was there with me. One and half witch doctors and i was monkeyed!!!

If I think hard enough I can still smell it!
 
Hey TIB

Just you enjoy yourself out there d'you hear - none of this working business!!

Have heard the taxman wants to talk about overseas residency as you aren't spending enough time in the UK - come to think about it at least that way you might get some money out of them!

Discovered anything to beat the Voodoo Lounge or the Ghost Bar yet?
 
Where is my present?

Where is my present?

Greetings Irish treasure,

Thought I would say hello and ask what you are bringing me home as a present? After all I can see your house, your real house, from right here and I still keep an eye on it since your lodger is never here. Fear not, all is well.

Give us a shout when you get a chance.
 
Why thank you my adoring fans!!!!
I have found a few classy joints in the Wynn - myself and my wonderful sidekick managed a 27 hour spectactular over the weekend (the extra oxygen in those bars really do keep you going!!) Thankfully, being chicks and all that (living in that different world...) lots of very generous chaps picked up the tab!! wahey!!

We saw 2 actors from Corrie who were on our flight too - in economy class en all!! Sarah and Jason - couple in real life I believe, probably getting married or something - Croquetteer - you are a corrie fan, if you know where they are... (cheers for keeping an eye on the house - have you prices gone up along with your status???!!???)

We did meet some porn stars too at the Adult Movie Awards (even got my pic taken with the best actor and best oral sex scene award winner!!) Only in Vegas!!

The hotel - bless 'em - gave me an upgrade so I have some cracking views! Hate to imaging how much it should be!!

More later

TIB!!
 
Right!!! I went to Vegas with TIB not all that long ago and I never got to see any porn stars! Its not fair why do the porn stars always seem to appear when I am not there!!!!

I want porn stars!!!!!


(send pictures)
 
I'm with Inch long p***s on this one. Forget famous people get the porn star pics and dont forget the zoom function.
 
TIB...

Got any prices for iPODs?

Still not sure what I wanna do? But if the price is right....


Ive sent the merchandise off to your 'customer'... All is sorted.


Just had a really shi t week in the north london car park with no spaces. Fworkin civvies. Tell the boss i'm off on another one, equally crap but same again in Farnbourogh the week you lot get back.


How's the experiment? Having fun? Are you doing back room stuff or are you in the NASA launch control bit?

speak laters MRAF
 
ha! u spooks r not 2 gud. i have worked out that travelling irish bird and dose my bum look big in this is the same woman. f u r reely spooks u wud b able 2 hide this. y r u in vegas we dont spy on the us do we? wot gcses do u neec 2 b a spook i cud do that f it meant going 2 the us all the time cool!we wen 2 disneyland when i was 13 it was coool! but universal was ace, especially the spiderman and hulk rides.
 
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