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i'mnochav! said:
ha! u spooks r not 2 gud. i have worked out that travelling irish bird and dose my bum look big in this is the same woman. f u r reely spooks u wud b able 2 hide this. y r u in vegas we dont spy on the us do we? wot gcses do u neec 2 b a spook i cud do that f it meant going 2 the us all the time cool!we wen 2 disneyland when i was 13 it was coool! but universal was ace, especially the spiderman and hulk rides.
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You are not very bright are you? I have even signed off as TIB - Vegas is an 'open' secret. but what goes on in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Gotta agree Inch High - this man could go far as a Spook - no one would ever believe it!
What you should be worried about Chav, is what we know about you!:PDT_Xtremez_21:
 
Its got to be some fanny from ARRSE.

Anyway, hows Vegas??

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i'mnochav! said:
ha! u spooks r not 2 gud. i have worked out that travelling irish bird and dose my bum look big in this is the same woman. f u r reely spooks u wud b able 2 hide this. y r u in vegas we dont spy on the us do we? wot gcses do u neec 2 b a spook i cud do that f it meant going 2 the us all the time cool!we wen 2 disneyland when i was 13 it was coool! but universal was ace, especially the spiderman and hulk rides.
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What no comment on what your dad thinks of women, I am surprised...

I am one of the technicians you want to work with. with your attitude and general stupidness you would not cut i'm affraid.

Hey Inch High whats the betting the force is weak in this one?
 
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The force, is indeed weak in this one. Much fear I sense in him. Clouded his future is!

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Where is TIB?? It's gone very quiet, is she on leave and not informed us?

Where are you our Irish Princess??
 
Again?!!!!

Again?!!!!

TIB is about to qualify for a Green Card at this rate!
 
I am indeed in rehab - and its great!
No computers/work/stupid phonecalls to interfere with my day (except this is the weekend and I have had to come in to check emails before going back out to vegas next week for yet another trip!). I am feeling better than I have in years (if not a bit exhausted from 6 hours of beasting a day...) but the sight of all those men in tight shorts is enough to keep a girls spirits up..more about that at a later date!
Bwix - hope all is well out there - keep enjoying it, before yo know it will be all over and you will miss it!

spk soon
TIB
 
update:

Back from Headley (what a great place!) and out in LV again. Bit scary when you pitch up and the hotel staff greet you by name and ask would you like your usual room and the breakfast lady knows exactly how I take my coffee....!

Its all very quiet out here - no porn awards, little witch doctoring, lots of not well people and lots of working - damn! Its just not the same!:PDT_Xtremez_34:
 
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Dee Dee,

This appears to be the most reliable comms system between Vegas and home...


Can you ask Mal G to ring Leon ASAP please. We have tried to contact you on mobiles but no joy!

Ta

4053 or email back
 
Marshall - I am going to slap you around the swede when i get back. :PDT_Xtremez_25:
Thought it was something important - taking into account the time difference (6pm here 2am UK), phoned you (but woke up your girlfriend instead) called the admin clerks got one v sleepy one and one who told me the message wasn't really that urgent!!!!!!
you owe the poor chap and chapess various coffees this morning!

Good luck with the big move...all going to plan?!?
 
I never said it was vital important. And I emailed you as well later that night, before you rang, to explain...

The Admin staff just needed to get in contact soonish about some blah with Mal G.


It proves my point though! You read E-Goat before your e-mail!


See you soon!

DON'T PANIC!!!!! :raf:
 
Where is she no?

I can no longer keep tabs on the frisky Irish mink! Need some INTREPs to see if she is in a Bee Ex facilitation area or not?

All is quiet at O&D centre!
Request Banter!
 
Illegal Immigrant!

Illegal Immigrant!

I am a one eye wonder at the moment - walking around, stumbling into things wearing oakleys and having people think I am a) someone famous b) a little mad or c) blind! Got an ulcer on my eyeball - F**king sore to say the least (and its not like me to swear!) Would you like me to tell you about the sticking of needles into my eyeball - that was nice!!!
But It is recovering (hence why I can look at a computer screen (through sunglasses)......
Planning to get a few more stamps in the passport in the next few months...USA, Chile, South Cerney(?) ABSC Roadtrip in Europe, Austrailia, USA (again) and Italy or Corsica or somewhere???? Sweet!
Send you a postcard!!!

Don't suppose anyone can tell me if I can get a tax rebate due to not residing in the UK an lot?
 
DoesMyBumLookBigInThis? said:
I am a one eye wonder at the moment - walking around, stumbling into things wearing oakleys and having people think I am a) someone famous b) a little mad or c) blind! Got an ulcer on my eyeball - F**king sore to say the least (and its not like me to swear!)
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Have you been taking le grande fromages vodka snozzing a step too far!!
 
Don't worry Inch High....the ulcer is mended and these eyes are again weapons!

Back in the land of large ice based drinks - except we are on capped actuals now and no alcohol can be included (yet) on the receipted expenses..don't thing a witch doctor can pass for a fruit beverage....(We even have to receipt every newspaper and 3 minute phonecall to get PIE! what a nause!)
We will however spend all our capped receipted rates on making sure we eat nothing but the best lobster!
 
And how is the lovely TIB?

And how is the lovely TIB?

Glad to hear you are back to full health, how are things in the land of glitz and glam?

Should be back in the UK before you go on your next little jaunt - will drop a ine nearer the time, and try to meet up with all the folks at the fac

It it true Bosun Lassoo has jumped overboard?
 
Glad to hear your eye is better. Thats taking the A2 pirate thing a little too far. Bombe the Lassoo has walked the plank. I spoke to him at the weekend and he will be going to Ex Worst Exercise Ever 2006 (JV).
 
I have been given abuse from the strangest of areas for being so quiet - so as it is not my style to be so quiet I thought I would update the travel log!

Since the blinding incident I have been back in the states, on JV06 and then the Air Battle Staff Course (which incidently involves a tour or Europe in hotels..result!)

Off to Australia on EX PITCH BLACK for the next 6 weeks...so will be monitoring the goat to keep up on the gossip!! Will send you a postcard!!

TIB
 
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