old . . . and very grey
old . . . and very grey
Swinderbimble square bashing for me - 31 Jan 84 - for my <cough> 7 week stay (failed TOETS . . .) DIs Cpl 0ni 0rrison (and his musings of black mens d!cks), Sgt Gar$tang. Fooked if I can remember what flight I was on, nor the colour of my scarf, nor what block I was in. Luffers MFT, in the snow IIRC. Flypast was a couple or four Chipmunks (top kit, eh!)
DT_Xtremez_19:
4 S of TT at Saints for my trade training (DE MT Tech - civ-qual, so that didn't last long). Utter shyte Eglis Brewys mess - fookin gopping scran - Sandys van filled my tum. Oh, diving boards in the swimming pool were kool - used to do a wee bit of high diving before I joined up (went onto a different kind of diving
DT_Xtremez_06
. Valley Commandos were . . . an 'education'!
DT_Xtremez_35:
Spritual home . . . OK, I claim two. First would be Avon Club Gadhaffi (and the 'underground' Rugby Club - underground, so no one could hear your screams) at RAF Upavon (they owe me three years worth of J/Ts wages!).
DT_Xtremez_34: Upavon was an awesome camp, small, but superb social. Gibson block (pre referb) > Ward block (much closer to the Colonel) > Gibson block (after the singlies referb - but longer to lay Pavement Pizzas from the Colonel). One of my best mates there was a slop jockey - and oddly, he was the only one who passed the course (he could actually fcuking cook!). Often on the p!ss in Golddiggers in Chippenham when a certain Richard Branson owned it. Raffles private members club in Salisbury, Moonrakers in Pewsey, Busbys in Bath (or was it Brissol), and occasionally Brunel Rooms in Swindon
Then my second home would be Colt - some good times, but some fookin aweful times too at Colt (real nasty ba$tard Jock SNEC who utterly detested DEs - yet NEVER once picked up a spanner or donned overalls - unlike the 4 other SNECs) - but it claimed five years of me. Colt Bowl was a fun and friendly place - now probably a pile of matchwood. Did Colt have a 'Rockey Club' or sommat similar, near the MT yard??? Oh, and gained me my better half.
DT_Xtremez_38:
Probably time to stfu