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Wot do yous drive?

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Don't laugh too hard, I drive a Skoda 1.9 TDI.
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Superb motor mate, especially the new ones. I drive em at work, far better than the Ford Focus estates. Ours will do 120mph loaded with Stinger, cones, signs etc and they handle brill. The focus will drift 4 wheels on certain roundabouts where the Skoda will be planted.

My own motor is Volvo S60 2.0l Turbo SE. It aint slow ! Goes round corners bloody quick.
 
Tigger said:
Superb motor mate, especially the new ones. I drive em at work, far better than the Ford Focus estates. Ours will do 120mph loaded with Stinger, cones, signs etc and they handle brill. The focus will drift 4 wheels on certain roundabouts where the Skoda will be planted.

My own motor is Volvo S60 2.0l Turbo SE. It aint slow ! Goes round corners bloody quick.
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is that the one in your Avatar? the one with the hi-viz sides and the funny blue 'neons' on the roof? :PDT_Xtremez_14:

which stretch of the country's roads do you keep safe then tigger? so I know where to keep me right foot off the loud pedal...
 
which stretch of the country's roads do you keep safe then tigger? so I know where to keep me right foot off the loud pedal...
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Speeding don't bother me too much unless you're doing it in a 30 limit or taking the pi$$ elsewhere. I like going after drink drivers, so far I've taken about 20 licences off people who have also had varying sentences from a year ban to 6 months inside. I'm on a mission ! My cousin was killed by some drunk w@nker behind the wheel of a lorry, I don't want anyone else going through what we did.

is that the one in your Avatar? the one with the hi-viz sides and the funny blue 'neons' on the roof?
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LOL, no I really do have my own S60. We don't use the S60 anymore in our force, gone over totally to marked T5's and the fooking awesome unmarked BMW 330 rocketship !
 
Tigger said:
Speeding don't bother me too much unless you're doing it in a 30 limit or taking the pi$$ elsewhere. I like going after drink drivers, so far I've taken about 20 licences off people who have also had varying sentences from a year ban to 6 months inside. I'm on a mission ! My cousin was killed by some drunk w@nker behind the wheel of a lorry, I don't want anyone else going through what we did.
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Got a mate who has just joined the force and is doing his probation stuff in a very rural area - he is constanatly nicking drunk-drivers. Very worrying that so many people do it.


Tigger said:
LOL, no I really do have my own S60. We don't use the S60 anymore in our force, gone over totally to marked T5's and the fooking awesome unmarked BMW 330 rocketship !
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oooh! unmarked 330s. E46 or newer E90? And again, WHERE do we need to watch our mirrors like hawks for stealthy unmarked Beemers with a few too many aerials?
 
oooh! unmarked 330s. E46 or newer E90? And again, WHERE do we need to watch our mirrors like hawks for stealthy unmarked Beemers with a few too many aerials?
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Not sure, it's the top of the range one with a leather interior (crazy, I know).

You wouldn't pick this one, the windows are slightly tinted, the blue strobes are tiny (very bright) and well hidden. It only has one extra aerial as I remember (don't use big radio sets any more, we do it all on personal airwave sets). It's also very very fast !

As for where....that would be telling ! :PDT_Xtremez_31:
 
manga677 said:
Ok I have a 3.5V8 Defender and a TD5 Discovery not that I like Landrovers
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Stone him, Stone him! throw him to the environmentalists!

(bl00dy 4x4 drivers, cost me a furtune in paint repairs to passenger doors after fcukwit 4x4 owners bash em in car parks.)
 
I gave the old ****** to a fcukwit who cut me up in red BMW only for him to flash his blue lights and stop sign.

Sorry officer but if you hadn't been driving like a cnut I wouldnt have ****** at you.

Of course I didn't say that, I grovelled and he let me off with a lecture about driving considerately and not flashing off rude signs at people.
 
gemarriott said:
I gave the old ****** to a fcukwit who cut me up in red BMW only for him to flash his blue lights and stop sign.

Sorry officer but if you hadn't been driving like a cnut I wouldnt have ****** at you.

Of course I didn't say that, I grovelled and he let me off with a lecture about driving considerately and not flashing off rude signs at people.
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had you been cut up by a tw@ in, say, a volvo or a skoda, would your reaction have been the same?

I ask as I have noticed a completely different attitude towards me from other road users since changing from a spanish Golf to a Beemer. My driving style hasn't changed one jot.
 
TheHogwartsBEngO said:
had you been cut up by a tw@ in, say, a volvo or a skoda, would your reaction have been the same?

I ask as I have noticed a completely different attitude towards me from other road users since changing from a spanish Golf to a Beemer. My driving style hasn't changed one jot.
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I treat all cnuts on the road to the same repetoire of informative hand gestures, I am not a snob nor am I jealous though I confess to adding a little extra venom when cut up by a Volvo. Designed by computers, built by robots, tested by dummies and driven by geriatric morons in flat caps. Belive it or not one of the dozy old cnuts pulled into the pub car park next to me and it was pi$$ing down, what does he do? He only takes the fcuking flat cap off before getting out into the rain.
 
I drive a 97 Ford Scorpio(Bug eyed one)...nice few dents in the bonnet where tiles from the FQ fell on it and they refused to pay out.

Best car for long journy's...leather interior and sooo comfy..just makes you wanna fall asleep:PDT_Xtremez_42:
 
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Its ok we love bmw's well we love to drive over them
 
Little Car

Little Car

I'm a baby to the driving bit only passed 2 months ago, got an red 1.2 N reg Renault clio I share with my hubby. Hoping to get something a bit newer when I get back from the sandy place.
 
Tigger said:
And the odd 36 year old copper :PDT_Xtremez_14:
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There is always an exception to prove the rule nice Mr Policeman sir:PDT_Xtremez_06:

Ah bollox you're getting old now anyway AND you've got a flat hat :PDT_Xtremez_14:

I never was very good at grovelling:PDT_Xtremez_30:
 
There is always an exception to prove the rule nice Mr Policeman sir

Ah bollox you're getting old now anyway AND you've got a flat hat

I never was very good at grovelling
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LOL excellent :PDT_Xtremez_14:
 
Kwaka69 said:
Kwaka z1000 '03 power commander, akrapovich pipes, dyna tuned to 136 bhp at back wheel ! :PDT_Xtremez_30:
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be good going to get 136brake at the front wheel...
 
TheHogwartsBEngO said:
be good going to get 136brake at the front wheel...
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LOL can tell you are an engo. BHP is measured by the manafacturer from the flywheel but on a dyno test bed from the back wheel hence the expression at the 'back wheel'.
 
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