Your Number One Bird

[Talk Wrench]

Ha ha.... I'm just so manly that I'm comfortable with my sexuality

Fomz is a character reference.....

Sexuality aside, or where you choose to lick it off from.

1. She's crusty now.

2. She's Hispanic.

3. Add the two together and it ain't fecking tequila.

It's leftover crusty chiuhaha salsa. DT_Xtremez_24:DT_Xtremez_02:.

No feckin way Jose.

 

[vim_fuego]

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if you wouldn't your a botter, end of DT_Xtremez_42:

I always thought she batted for the other side?

 

[Talk Wrench]

I always thought she batted for the other side?

Mexican batter. Bleeuurgh.

Plus, the Spicky birds have too much rat thatch for my liking.

 

[andy135]

Mexican batter. Bleeuurgh.

Plus, the Spicky birds have too much rat thatch for my liking.

You need the curtains to wipe it on afterwards...........................

7 sigh..............................................

 

[Allflapnofly]

Sherdian Smith! View attachment 13615

I duz luv Sheridan.....A Lincolnshire Lass and there's something about her that attracts me like a moth to a sodium dispersal light.....Mmmhh.....

Shame that Tubster James Corden's been there...... :-(

 

[Allflapnofly]

Still looks good now even at nearly 71.

Mr SCJ

Yup.....still get it.......

 

[vim_fuego]

Yup.....still get it.......

You might need to bring some lube...they get a bit desiccated after 65 (Fomz told me so)

 

[TACAN]

Even after all these years..................







Miss Kate Bush

 

[Scaley brat]

My all time number one is Jenny Agutter. ::

Although a threeway with Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman has been a worthy fallback in recent years DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[vim_fuego]

My all time number one is Jenny Agutter. ::
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Although a threeway with Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman has been a worthy fallback in recent years DT_Xtremez_14:

You'll be looking forward to Call the Midwife tonight then...2 for 1 in the fantasy stakes as Jen is dressed as a nun!

 

[FOMz]

I've always had a hard spot for Lisa Stansfield as well...

 

[SORRY CJ]

Debra Messing Oh Yer.

 

[Ex-Bay]

For me it's Julie Newmar (Catwoman)

 

[morse1001]

I've always had a hard spot for Lisa Stansfield as well...

I met her in a hotel in Norwich, she is tiny but with the size of your pecker, you would not damage her.

 

[morse1001]

Here's a blast from the past Dr Who's Sophie Aldred, and more recent totty Summer Glau and Jewel Staite.

Mr SCJ

Jewel Staite looks sad in that picture. Here is better picture

 

[vim_fuego]

I met her in a hotel in Norwich, she is tiny but with the size of your pecker, you would not damage her.

Fomz you've just been mauled by a Bantersaurus Rex mate...

 

[SORRY CJ]

Jewel Staite looks sad in that picture. Here is better picture

You reckon she looked sad? No mate that was a sexy smoldering look.

Mr SCJ

 

[morse1001]

You reckon she looked sad? No mate that was a sexy smoldering look.

Mr SCJ

I prefer my picture, she has a lovely smile.

 

[Hmmmm]

Emma Willis. Nuff said.

 

[Warwick Hunt]

From just about every Brit Flick of the 70s, I bring you CAROLINE MUNRO....