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Would anyone still have a pop at Lulu? I know I would, even if she's knocking on for 70 and is mostly plastic.

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rocket scientist said:
Would anyone still have a pop at Lulu? I know I would, even if she's knocking on for 70 and is mostly plastic.
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She looks reasonable, it's likely she has a regular bath and probably carries a tube of KY, just in case, so yeah why not.
 
When you are a red blooded alpha male Adonis like me... they throw themselves at you, because they all want some of my highly potent sex wee.
 
FOMz said:
When you are a red blooded alpha male Adonis like me... they throw themselves at you, because they all want some of my highly potent sex wee.
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I would type a longer reply but I can't seem to get my head out of the toilet bowl. Alpha male Adonis.....baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarfffffff! ::P:
 
propersplitbrainme said:
Gabrielle Miller aka the Trivago Girl. Think I need to go book a hotel room...
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I realise I'm being a bit picky but. If she started talking I might have to pass her on to FOMz. He'd be alright 'cos she'd be too gobsmacked to speak when she see's that "it is actually him!!!".
 
Gonterseed said:
I realise I'm being a bit picky but. If she started talking I might have to pass her on to FOMz. He'd be alright 'cos she'd be too gobsmacked to speak when she see's that "it is actually him!!!".
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Do you mean she'll be stunned at how tiny his dinkle is?
 
rocket scientist said:
I can't stand her, partly due to her manky teeth but mostly because she's up her own @rse.

I'd have a go on her though but there'd be nothing in it for her.
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If she's up her own ar$e there's no room for you?
 
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