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skinny malinky said:
tying up a naked squaddie on detachment at st mawgan who was caught in the waaf block - and leaving him all night attached to the hot water pipes in the drying room!!
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Harsh!
 
Mustang said:
You now run your own S&M club?:PDT_Xtremez_15:
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more like m&s club the amount of money i spend in there!

it wasn't just me who tied him in there - he was caught naked -( fancied his chances) and me and a couple of mates thought we'd teach him a lesson - he thought he was going to have a threesome - how unlucky::P:
 
pie sandwich said:
Thats like against his human rights and sh1t !!
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yeah i know that now.......but somehow i think he may have got something............not from me of course:PDT_Xtremez_15: but i seem to remember that someone (no naming names here) had a quick trip to the mo's for some blue lotion due to excessive scratching. i remember hearing a conversation about him being kicked out in the morning- and having to find his clothes that were dropped around various locations on camp.

back on topic - we (some of the waafs) used to get invited into the american bar at st mawgan - where we had access to all that lovely cheap drink and huuuuge pizza's!!!

i also remember the night where the marines were at halton on det. and some shinned it up the drain pipe and entered some rooms looking for love! that was scary.

anyone remember the mouse infested gatehouse at wildenrath - we used to play games when on guard - how many mice you killed by treading on them to get to your seat. i must say i only crunched one - i never took 40 winks on those nights as i couldn't stand seeing my other companions alseep with mice crawling all over their faces.

those were the days.
 
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The night the girls from th WAF block crept over to the men's and put a white feather on each man's bed.

The revenge strike took place at the weekend. Some actually enjoyed it, but I got told there was one complaint (it was very quickly hushed up).
 
Fat Chief sat on a tractor with a helicopter landing pad as a beret - white dust coat flappin in the wind!!
 
Ex-Bay said:
The night the girls from th WAF block crept over to the men's and put a white feather on each man's bed.

The revenge strike took place at the weekend. Some actually enjoyed it, but I got told there was one complaint (it was very quickly hushed up).
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Fcuk me those Waafs knew how to party in his day!!!!!!!!
 
Bitburger said:
Fcuk me those Waafs knew how to party in his day!!!!!!!!
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To this very young and impressionable LAC, they did !

The one who complained was very quietly taken to one side by her mates and told which way was up and not to do it again.

And I won't talk about the 'disused' top floor of one block a while later. . . . . .

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T93 said:
Monday morning test of the station air attack/air raid siren.

Does that still happen.
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Oh, those monday mornings at Conningsby, in the 70's, especially the Monday when the siren continued as we were stood awaiting transport to RAF Woodhall Spa (Engine Bay) (George was the driver). we were soon bellowed at by the SWO as to why we were stood like Pansies awaiting to be picked. when there was a station exercise just beginning?
 
Tomes taking off and landing 2 by 2 every hour.
Unzipping a Spey engine bag only to find it was a bird strike engine.
Telling the AOC that his name was under his photo on the notice board when asked if one knew who he was.


Having a Flt Lt nick named Paddington because of his attire and the fact he got lost on Paddington station.:PDT_Xtremez_30:
TFD Guard during the winter.:PDT_Xtremez_09:
Hoisting the Flt Lt bike to the hangar roof on 1st April.:PDT_Xtremez_28:
Painting the ruddy grass green for Royal Visits.:PDT_Xtremez_17:
Having a safety officer that got run over by his Cpl in the dark, (he chose not to wear his reflecto belt).:PDT_Xtremez_27:
Supper in the bar.
Going down route.
Free transport for the weekend from MT.
Decent detachments around the world.
A choice of postings around the world.
NAAFI bar bops.
Monthly shift p*** ups.
Weekly finish at midday on a Friday.
12 man rooms (well we cut ours down to 6 for 12 months anyway).
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Packing away the Space Cadets tents at 03:00hrs whilst they were still in them.
Telling the Space Cadet with 3 stripes they should not be in our mess and send them to the Sgts Mess.
 
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skinny malinky said:
yeah i know that now.......but somehow i think he may have got something............not from me of course:PDT_Xtremez_15: but i seem to remember that someone (no naming names here) had a quick trip to the mo's for some blue lotion due to excessive scratching. i remember hearing a conversation about him being kicked out in the morning- and having to find his clothes that were dropped around various locations on camp.

back on topic - we (some of the waafs) used to get invited into the american bar at st mawgan - where we had access to all that lovely cheap drink and huuuuge pizza's!!!

i also remember the night where the marines were at halton on det. and some shinned it up the drain pipe and entered some rooms looking for love! that was scary.

anyone remember the mouse infested gatehouse at wildenrath - we used to play games when on guard - how many mice you killed by treading on them to get to your seat. i must say i only crunched one - i never took 40 winks on those nights as i couldn't stand seeing my other companions alseep with mice crawling all over their faces.

those were the days.
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When was that then?
 
ooohh how hard done am i
waafs can now basically do what they like, any hassle and its "lets play the sexist card" or " i am stressed" "my human rights"
why not just civilianise it completely and fCuk it all up good and proper
and dont give me the shYte about things moving on, its supposed to be an armed force not a creche
 
Chill out Sid, mate..

Anyway, I thought they'd been WRAFS for sometime?
 
Fair Enough, erm.................................ma'am? (hopefully one of the nicer other names, lol) :PDT_Xtremez_28:
 
No RAF G, no Phantoms, no major bollockings about long hair. no Gutersloh deployments to Sennelager or Borken...........no long haired Cloggies or Belgiques....hang on...:raf:
 
bouncing around on the boat in rough weather on the range for a couple of hours only to find the aircraft had gone u/s and 'sorry, did we forget to tell you guys?'

deliberately messing up the moorings so we ended up getting ashore after midnight and therefore got the next day off

listening to the explosions from the Eng Wobblys office when Fire Section came in to ask if there was another outboard motor they could have cos they had ripped the bottom end off the one they'd only had for 2 days.

'Navigation Training Exercises' to the Channel Isles or Tangier:PDT_Xtremez_19:
 
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