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C-130 Decca Doppler 62 (C-Comp sh1te!). Crew in from a female Eng. Lat/Long not responding. Quick Look. "Try moving that switch to ON?" Depart back to crewroom. Ah the days of BLSS "E" shift.
Get Tae said:can of OM15.
The engine oil can was square and deep whilst the OM15 can obviously round and quite shallow in depth.
Upon trying to fit the engine oil ris into the OM15 can he noticed the stack pipe was too long.
Unperturbed by this small problem he promptly swanned off to stores for a hacksaw an made the risbrodger stack pipe fit and filled the engines up with hyd oil.
Has to be said you cant legislate for stupidness and he was an plumber!!!!
Vim_Fuego said:Being the ex-techie now crew on the same aircraft I have to really sit there and think before I call for assistance...There are still a number on the line who know me from of old so I deliberate for that bit longer...Have I checked every button is where it should be before I make a prat of myself...
That said I had a crackling noise over my headset one day and after pondering a while I gave in and called for a fairy...Could not have asked for a nicer bloke (who I knew well) who kindly plodded through the rain to the aircraft...Mulled the problem for 2.7 seconds and turned the volume down on the normally crackly LF radio...
I got one of those looks.....DT_Xtremez_08:
Vim_Fuego said:Being the ex-techie now crew on the same aircraft I have to really sit there and think before I call for assistance...There are still a number on the line who know me from of old so I deliberate for that bit longer...Have I checked every button is where it should be before I make a prat of myself...
That said I had a crackling noise over my headset one day and after pondering a while I gave in and called for a fairy...Could not have asked for a nicer bloke (who I knew well) who kindly plodded through the rain to the aircraft...Mulled the problem for 2.7 seconds and turned the volume down on the normally crackly LF radio...
I got one of those looks.....DT_Xtremez_08:
Get Tae said:Mmmm had that a few times too, now I aint no fairy but i got the old 'excuse me chief I cant get this RSP to stop making a constant noise in my headset', 'yes sir if you release the TEST TONE button then it goes away dosent it?!', cue red face.
Vim::: Mulled the problem for 2.7 seconds and turned the volume down on the normally crackly LF radio...
Been out to many of these in the rain only to deselect the RSP "Test tone" .Give the aircrew the benefit of the doubt if the green test bulb is U/S.. but still deserve "the look"DT_Xtremez_30:
This was a cracking idea as most able chimps were able to tell the difference between square/rectanglular and round......now in yet another round of cost cutting measures (read "cheapest tender") BOTH OM-15 and OX-26 now come in the same size square/rectangular can.....just asking for mistakes to happen.
Despite representations and pleas to go back to the round tin etc, the body of t1ts? responsible for air safety have said that's it's up to the engineers to read the tin etc and there's been no problems on VC10s etc. Now, that's fine apart from the fact that if people (on Tonkas) get used to the round tin/rectangular tin thing, then it's plain fcuking stupidity to change it FFS. It's yet another example of the tail wagging the dog. Change of contractor and he says that he doesn't supply OM15 in round tins etc. Tw@t who wrote the contract should've said' I want it in round tins, can you supply or shall I take this contract elsewhere?'. What's betting it will have been a Supply Officer type of thing (best intentions, but...ask the fcuking guys on the ground who use the stuff).DT_Xtremez_25:
While doing Gun Monkey had the IFF doesn't work(3 times i one day) from different navs + wg cdr qfi, well at least 2 of them realised their mistake, i went up to the cockpit the 3rd time and turned it on for the wg cdr and said "you need that on sir" his repsonse was "why?" to which i replied "because that's what i'm testing sir!", the response was "oh".
They now have a temporary solution though....create more work by creating a sup in the 700 to record what batch of engine oil is used....bit late if after filling in the sup you find out it was hyd oil...but hey......
Apparently the NEW batches/suppliers will have RED lettering so it's easier to tell which is which !!
Time will tell.......Crack on...............DT_Xtremez_09: